A Test Thrread

[Nix]

I was simply stating that even though we now have the lounge, there are still some things that can't be done or discussed.

My **** and ****** were stars all along, they did not get censored.

[greengoose1]

Not a problem here a-tall.

[oldhermit]

Jeesh! What a potty mouth!
Almost as bad as the Wicked Witch of the West living next door!

[greengoose1]

old hermit please please do not say something like that again. ROFLM@OANSB. LOLOLOLOL Durn sides hurtin' on that one.

[oldhermit]

I have stories about my neighbor...
There's a difference in an inference, that really means nothing, and someone who spews vulgarities so loud they can hear her two streets over!
She goes nuts when I cook frijoles.

[oldhermit]

Speaking of old ladies,
I think they should use a little more discretion in what gets published.
Obviously a good Ladies Nite Out when they made this intensive and scientific study.
Sorry, I ain't buying into this.
Why would women benefit, while men apparently develop health problems?
Now Ladies, look at me, and if you can accept this article in all seriousness, then at least take it with a grain of salt (crushed ice, lemon, green olive...). Tah tah (hic)
http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/He...houldDrink.htm

[poppy4]

oldhermit.....I don't buy it either!....wouldn't be surprised if the alcohol industry was 'financially' behind the scenes of this 'article/survey'.

But if it is true, then here's a story about one 'older lady" that should be taking her daily sip:

"DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA!

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.

LMAO
poppy

[oldhermit]

Hi poppy4
LOL! BEWARE the grannys! You bet!
Snopes shows it was also the subject of a televised situation comedy, Judging Amy.

Some of these articles and emails need a little finer investigation.
The clue: if it sounds too bazaar, then it probably is.
I always appreciate hearing a good story, nonetheless.

[oldhermit]

Another Granny.
This one is being released from jail soon.
There is a picture of her on the cover of the next issue of Newsweek. Hope you like her face, 'cause the picture is doctored.
http://prn.newscom.com/cgi-bin/pub/s...ail&tr=1&row=1

[oldhermit]

Don't wanna mess with these Grannies!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/natio...5440-3008r.htm

"Suddenly, a dozen black-clad illegal aliens, some wearing scarves over their faces, scurry out of Mexico, having crossed silently under a railroad trestle near a dirt road about a half-mile south of the border -- using the rugged terrain and the area's brushy mesquite trees as cover.
"They were on us before we knew it," said Mrs. Mercer, a petite woman with a large .38-caliber revolver strapped to her hip."