It's The new old uhh new MACH2 SHOW

[MACH2]

Yes it's the Mach2 show! (OH NO NOT AGAIN) alas its been awhile for my creative juices to upchuck into some form of reality but hey! what the heck!.. you are what you eat uhh geez consider jello as a diet... dagg.

Anyway this show is a bowling buster free for all. if the mods can handle it as I'm sure they can. (cheers to the mods) but forum rules apply.

okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! (go figure.) utter chaos withthe sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?

I usually start off and this is an oldey but worked in last shows. I'm sure you've already seen "a christmas story"
(oh god not that again..) can it monster.. (ate all the candy and he's sore)

Q: what was the ol mans' major award?

mach

[ecrosson]

What old man is this asking about? I thought the award was to have a good life back after the many years of being evil, and a generally bad guy.

Is that even close?

[JoJo Gunn]

I guess it's a slow night. It was the leg, er lamp.

EDIT-Uh, er, I should've elaborated and said it was a slow night that nobody took a stab at the question, Mach2. Might have sounded better. That was a good little movie.

[Ghouldini]

1. Wrong forum. Was always in Win98 so who's gonna notice it here.

2. Been a while too. Maybe those that can recall it have died of old age.

3. It was that stinking Leg Lamp that his wife "accidently" broke.

Well at least those side ads are gone

[BIG JOHN]

Tryin to keep it goin Mach, looks like it may have lost it's spark. BJ

[Ridgerunr]

Wish i'd a' taken a look elsewhere last nite. Had no idea it was on the other forum...

Seems like sense-of-humor has turned into a four letter word for many. Or,,maybe the many have become mini?

HELLO-O-O Anybody(or bodies) out there?????

[Paul Masley]

Here's is one for you! A very good old movie with John Wayne.

Q: In the Movie McQ, McQ get away from the police inpound yard with a police cruiser. How many model changes in the car took place before it crashed into the parked car and burned?

[MACH2]

It's marketing.. if the mods will support it. not cut it off but replace it each week. Yeah I think I can pull the stuff off.

other thing is attendance.

mach

[Train]

Toasters always were better than movies

Did MONSTER get his annual rejuve this year? Jolting though that it be.

[janusz]

Hey, Mach2!

Attendance? Build it . . er, ah, do it and they will come!

Needs to be regular - same time, same place, etc.

. . . and for the many new folk on the forum . . . how about a recap on what it's all about, etc.


janusz

[pipercub]

Are those Mach2's eyes lighting up in the upper right hand corner??

[bilbo54]

Almost takes you back to NoWonder days. Or is my mind going. That is what it was called

Bilbo

[Sidewinder]

Never liked the show anyway. Sidewinder1

[MACH2]

Dagg... got it moved bj!?? Oh yeah?? LOL

wondering where the hell this thing will end up. (pardon pun)

well where theres interest and input? (And I could give a sheeps butt hair if you didn't like the show btw.)

Okay.. if the forum dudes want the hits? you gotta spread the word around. The shows back.

MONSTER LIVES!! Although he's back on his battery acid addicition. hell, car and suv hoods open up all over the neighborhood and straws in the cells. Worst now is he uses my portable drill! however he does make a good moblile battery jumper and I don't have to plug in major appliances.



well try again. <[email protected]>

mach

[Prophet]

Huh? What show? Sorry, I went braindead from WIN XP a year ago. What show?

Old man huh?

How about this;

Grampa died last Sunday Morning. Upon hearing this his Ganddaughter rushed over to console Grandma.

"How did he die", she inquired.

"Well being 94 years old, we'd decided to just have sex on Sunday Mornings, only", Grandma replied.

"The Grand old Man did very well for himself. He kept rhythm to the Church Bells that were ringing down the street, you know, a nice steady ding...dong...ding...dong...ding...dong".

"Well, I'm amazed", said the Grandaughter, "Afterall, 94 was such an amazing age to be performing like that!"

"Not at all". replied Grandma, "He was just fine up until that damn ice cream truck went tearing down the street that Sunday Morning!"