>What is the make/model of the SSD?
Kinston M1 - goes in the slot on the mobo

>Do you have any other drives connected (SATA, USB, etc)?
Oh yes! 6 disks of varying size are attached now (because I'm making images) but normally it's only 5.

>Did you check Task Manager and Event Viewer for problems?
Yes, and there are thousands of errors but they're all either Service Control Manager (can't find file) or Distributed COM (did not get a response from DCOM in the timeout period)

I ran a report using WhySoSlow and it claimed that everything's running perfectly, above spec and no problems found.