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January 21st, 2010, 02:58 PM
#1
And then the fight started....
Saw this on another forum a little while ago in someone's sig...one of those "and that's how the fight started" series...:
I asked my wife what she would like for an anniversary gift and she replied "Something really shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds". So I bought her a bathroom scale....
...and that's how the fight started...
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January 21st, 2010, 03:40 PM
#2
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
If you're happy and you know it......it's your meds.
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January 21st, 2010, 08:02 PM
#3
My wife asked me why brides always wear white, I said because the dishwasher needs to match the stove and the refrigerator.
and the fight started.......
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January 22nd, 2010, 10:07 AM
#4
My wife wanted to spend $10,000 on a breast enlargement. I said, "why not just rub them with toilet paper?". "What good will that do?", she asked. I said, "look what it did for your butt…".
And the fight started.
There is nothing to fear, but life itself.
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January 22nd, 2010, 01:05 PM
#5
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
If you're happy and you know it......it's your meds.
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January 22nd, 2010, 01:51 PM
#6
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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February 7th, 2010, 04:17 AM
#7
Why do all, of these have the wife starting the fight? How about this, but I'm not good at making it funny, only true:
I asked my husband to help with the household chores, since we both work. He said that was woman's work, and then...
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February 14th, 2010, 06:21 AM
#8
I surely ended this one. Lots of misogynists here.
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February 14th, 2010, 09:37 AM
#9
The true test of character is not how much we
know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do
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February 14th, 2010, 07:03 PM
#10
Or maybe I was the first woman who replied. 
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February 16th, 2010, 01:47 AM
#11
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
....And that's when the fight started.
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