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April 27th, 2007, 01:13 PM
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I love this one
Charlotte, North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS.
There is nothing to fear, but life itself.
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April 27th, 2007, 01:18 PM
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April 27th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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 Originally Posted by GetaGrrrip
Party pooper
If you're happy and you know it......it's your meds.
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April 27th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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Yeah yeah, I know...but only because I *almost* fell for the sheep/poodle thing.
In Dog We Trust
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April 27th, 2007, 01:48 PM
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C'mom, GG, it was a lawyer. Whose side are you on, anyway?
Pretend it was John Edwards.
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April 27th, 2007, 01:54 PM
#6
"Truth, Justice and The American Way"
Whatever that's supposed to mean!
In Dog We Trust
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