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  1. December 18th, 2006, 07:12 AM #1
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    22 things not to say to a cop

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

    5. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

    7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

    8. Bad cop! No donut!

    9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

    11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

    12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

    13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

    14. I pay your salary!

    15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

    16. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

    17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

    19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

    20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

    21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

    22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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  2. December 18th, 2006, 07:45 AM #2
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    rofl!!!
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  3. December 18th, 2006, 09:24 AM #3
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    12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

    Ouch. Can you say dead meat..
    If you're happy and you know it......it's your meds.
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  4. January 6th, 2007, 05:57 PM #4
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    What RED light??
    We were sitting there to catch up on some paperwork. This kid looks at US, the light and drives through...
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  6. January 6th, 2007, 06:03 PM #5
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    Number 23: But occifer sir, I only had two swallers.

    Actual instance from a friends husband.
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  7. January 6th, 2007, 06:51 PM #6
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    number 24 OINK OINK sorry my horns faulty!!!!!!
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  8. January 6th, 2007, 08:56 PM #7
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    nice. lol
    Bash him into the ground, make jokes and call him names while he's alive...Revere him when he dies. Pathetic.
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