Well, I had help...

The lead in to this song is that my Mother-In-Law has a very beautiful cat that just so happens to be E V I L !! Every time we have a get together at her house, there are always stories of people being maimed and hunting the first aid kit after petting the evil cat.

My plan is to type this up very neatly with holly leaves, etc. and give this to her with a kitty cat plaque that I doctored up to be an EVIL kitty cat plaque.

You are warned, this is corny!

This is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

You know Felix and Fluffy
Sylvester and Morris
Tabby and Snowball
And Garfield Of Cor-rus
But do you recall
The most evil kitty of all…..

Amanda the evil kitty,
Has some very sharpish claws
And if you ever pet her
You might end up needing gauze

All of the other houseguests
Used to pet and call her name
They never knew Amanda
Like to play her evil games

Then one bloody Christmas Eve
The cat began to lurk
But I’m ready, got my phaser on stun
Just like Captain Kirk

Then all the houseguests loved me
They didn’t have to be afraid
No one would lose a limb now
No one would ever need Band Aids