Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

Benign: What you be after you be eight.

Eclipse: What an Italian barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.