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  1. November 17th, 2004, 02:20 PM #1
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    Happy Thanksgiving

    A young man named Tim received a parrot as a gift.

    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Tim tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, Tim was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

    Tim shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. Tim, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
    suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Tim quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Tim's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    Tim was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
    ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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  2. November 17th, 2004, 03:36 PM #2
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    A very happy thanksgiving to all our American friends

    especially those with rude parrots.
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  3. November 17th, 2004, 05:08 PM #3
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  4. November 17th, 2004, 08:27 PM #4
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    A very happy thanksgiving to all my friends over there in the "colonies".

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    happy thanksgiving from my family to all of yours
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