Will I live to see 80?

[JPnyc]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ****?

[Train]

Then you probably see 125.

[Crimson Blonde]

lmao JP

[Steve R Jones]

OMG - I answered NO to all of the questions too

[jmtjet]

I have an arthritic left knee and on a visit to my orthopedic doctor he asked me about the same kind of questions. After I told him I didn't smoke,drink,do drugs or gamble he looked at me and said "what to hell are you doing for fun"? We both got a good laugh out of it.

[SpywareDr]

Extremes can be deadly:

• Too much/too little
• Too fat/too skinny
• Too smart/too dumb
• Too fast/too slow
• Too pretty/too ugly
• ...

[stevejr]

Too much money....

Too little money....

Too much sex....

Too little sex.....