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    12 things you should NEVER say to a cop

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's h ow far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    There is nothing to fear, but life itself.

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    LOL, good ones Joe. BJ

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    That's great!!

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    13:"I hear you American cops shoot first and ask questions later.Is that true?"

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    14) I couldn't walk that line if I were sober,how do you expect me to do it fdrunk.

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    My new life goal now is to say atleast 5 of those to a cop.

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    It's been nice knowing you Raoul



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    Quote Originally Posted by wonderinguy34
    14) I couldn't walk that line if I were sober,how do you expect me to do it fdrunk.
    Funny you should mention that, you know that bit about standing on 1 foot with arms at your side for 30 seconds? That's tough as heck to do when you're stone cold sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson Blonde
    It's been nice knowing you Raoul


    Lol. What can I say? I get a lot of crazy ideas. :P

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