Yes its friday night and you know what that means boyz and girlz??

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May 17th, 2002, 10:19 PM
MACH2

Yes its friday night and you know what that means boyz and girlz??

Yes it's the Mach2 show! copywrited and sponsored by himself! Monster! (stop druling on the console, dagg) loves those danged slaugherhouse steak southern ribs (make sure kitties are in the house tonight!) https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

Okay sorry for the delay... I have been battling with phone ownership I mean who or what fricking company owns my long distance!!
aside from that..?? zzzliuoiutuththnn?>?

Huh? No the pizza is not ready!!!! you have to turn on the oven! monsters!!!

Okay I'm in such a I don't give a crap attitude (except for our illustrious monitors and advertisers... (fingers please) we will pursue non-gender and coloquial expressions of ideas.

(In my book if you don't cuss it's legal.. go for it..

Q:? Who was Monster?? I'm ready to put him away for a second time..

any hints? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 17th, 2002, 10:35 PM
Ridgerunr

Been battlin' with the phone Co. ehh? Got rid of them long ago.Own my own now
http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/canphones.gif
works great!

Monster?,,hmm,,monster,,was he the one under the bed? Or in the closet? Or the one inside the head that only comes out when you sleep? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ He's the one that bugs "me"...

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May 17th, 2002, 10:39 PM
Train

Just before the next electrical storm, fasten him to the roof again. This time do not forget the ground wire. Which ankle is your choice. A Bolt or four should give em a pick me up. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 17th, 2002, 10:53 PM
Ridgerunr

Ohh,,THAT monster!! Heck,just be sure you have a good connection to his neck bolts and do as Train suggested. Should juice him up real good. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 17th, 2002, 10:56 PM
^dAvEy^

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wittingly posted by Ridgerunr:
-1- ...phone Co. ...Own my own now
-2- Monster?,,hmm,,monster,,was he the one under the bed? Or in the closet?...

-1- THAT sounds interesting, indeed!
-2- the one in his head is in the closet? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 17th, 2002, 10:59 PM
larryS3

My name is Larry and I'm here to testify that VirtualDr has changed my life and saved my electronic soul!

Prior to August 2000 I was your typical family man with a worldwide network of cyber friends, rapidly scrambling up the corporate ladder, wowing my supervisor with my innovative utilization of engineering application programs.

Then I found VirtualDr and the error of my ways was made clear. There was a revelation that I was entranced by the life of promiscuous, unprotected email and that I was wallowing in the gutter of IT materialism. Since that time I have installed 3 regedits cleaning (all free), 4 virus scanning (all free), 5 walls protecting (all free) and a partridge in a pear tree (woops! My prose got a little carried away there).

Shall we say I was "downsized" from my job for VirtualDr proselytizing and for repeated and vociferous protestations that they were operating with only 1 virus scanner and 1 firewall which they paid! big bucks for!

I'm considering allowing the wife and kids back in the house once the computer vault is completed. Does anyone know where I can get a residential electromagnetic shield (free) and indefinitely borrow a light bulb intrusion scanner. Also, I've told my mother I'd remove her from my "Block Senders List" if she would install just one virus scanner and firewall.

I now spend my days doing semi-hourly runs of scandisk (thorough), defrag, virus scan and pursuing IP addresses of hackers that ping my firewalls. Each day I attack resource hogs and TweakUI my machine to new levels of efficiency. Unfortunately, my machine will no longer run any productive apps. In between visits to the food bank, I stake out high traffic street corners with my "The End of the Information Age is At Hand" sign and handout VirtualDr tracts.

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Seattle WA
May 17th, 2002, 11:08 PM
^dAvEy^

<leanin out my southernly window at UBC and sceamin>
"Hey Larry, how's it goin, eh?!?"
so Mach, how's granny doin with squirrel target parctice, eh?

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May 17th, 2002, 11:10 PM
Ridgerunr

And we thank you for your support Larry!!

Without this kind of pultritudilous scrantification,i for one,would probably still be honkin' my Freightliner down the highway with a' CB mike glued to my cheekbone..

Good Lord,what an ugly thought(s)... https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 17th, 2002, 11:13 PM
MACH2

Yes it's the same monster.. damned faulty gnd!!.. got to admit he quit drinking coffee out of the can..

larryS3 is a nominated for candidate of the year! (you'll get as much recognition from 'us' mach show fans or me even less.. but you'll get the respect we know you're up againt the wall!! Some fine sarcasm I've read in a long time!! hats off to you.

[applauseds from all over the internet) "I tell ya friends!"

mach https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 17th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Marina

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Q:? Who was Monster?? I'm ready to put him away for a second time..

any hints? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

I always thought of Monster as Machenstein,Franky's alter ego. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 17th, 2002, 11:21 PM
MACH2

I understand larry's position completely.. you "hep" (southern carolina vag.) then we pay you what you want?? cause you know more than my son in law?

(paw common I can't have anymore wher money?, dagg!!) No son we're responsible citizens now.. we've ripped off enough of the retirement fund and can go to vagas with a clear concience. (what state do you know of that pays a full pension equal to your salary? +?

mach
May 17th, 2002, 11:27 PM
MACH2

MONSTER? )(*()(*((()+++_+))

(rougly translated:.. "my dear I would like to farm you land"

see an imigrant.. see I found this dead body and put him up on the roof and with some jumper cables.. well? thats the story.. wanna buy him?? very well educated!!

mach
May 17th, 2002, 11:40 PM
Marina

ROFLMARSEEEO...

Well I do have five acres that needs to be cleared but need a young healthy buck.Am afraid ol'Machenstein may have a heart attack given all that pizza he has been forced to eat.We are also accepting resumes for a satelite dish.

Cheers,
Marina
May 17th, 2002, 11:44 PM
MACH2

oH.... I suppose I'm supposed to present you with mind boggling questions?

okay.. is it polite or with manners to open a door for the female gender(S)

mach
May 17th, 2002, 11:50 PM
Ridgerunr

Uh-huh,uh-huh,,we've heard "that" one before Marina...

What you really have in mind is to clear off those acres for a landing site and put up the "dish" to call down them flyin' saucers ain't 'cha.

TAKE COVER EVERYBODY!!!! she's callin' down the aliens!(hidin' under my desk now) https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 18th, 2002, 12:00 AM
Marina

[email protected] mind hiding ..we shall find you...unless of course your wearing your tin hat.

I think that polite and manners go hand in hand.As far as men opening doors,I think that it depends on where you are..ie...a limo[god forbid]out on the town all dressed to the nines.Once in a while it is a treat.Makes you feel special perhaps,kind of sexy.I hold open doors for both genders of all ages.Your heading in or out and someone is behind you it just seems like the natural thing to do.
May 18th, 2002, 12:04 AM
MACH2

as 'nonsters agent' I mean 'my monster' could be others.. "monster agent men?? Oh no!

I assure you my monster is fully protected and willing to defend your life if you were swimming up to your ankles in the ocean or taking a shower (in the bathtub)

mach
May 18th, 2002, 12:06 AM
Train

Better add country to that. In europe the man enters first. Just incase a drunk gets thrown out, the lady does not get hurt. Well Germany anyway. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 18th, 2002, 12:08 AM
Marina

Too too funny...your a real nutcase Mach...gotta love ya.Good to see you are still here.I see that some have departed this site.Do you know what ever became of Homer?
May 18th, 2002, 12:17 AM
Marina

heh..heh..heh...Train...Just in case aye?What an excuse to get in the door first.LOL...LOL...

I knew this guy that never once changed any of his three babies diapers...his excuse...He would start balking,like he was going to throw up[This he did with the first one]So for evermore he never had to change a diaper.This guy could eat anything put in front of him and drink anyone under the table.Stomach of cast iron.What a lark.
May 18th, 2002, 12:21 AM
Ridgerunr

And,,don't forget,,a gentleman always walks on the curb side with a Lady...So when that cab hits the mudhole,,guess who gets splattered! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

And,,it's very impolite to walk with a Lady and put a parking meter or telephone pole between you,,,'less of course you say "bread n' butter!"for each instance. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

They don' call me Mr.Manners fer nuthin' ya' know!(wipin' nose on sleeve)...

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May 18th, 2002, 12:30 AM
Marina

Yea Ridge that is one rule that is instilled in my family,the man on the curb side.Funny aye?It feels weird if I am walking on the curb side.Unless I am walking alone that is.Before seatbelts were the law I can remember my Father sticking out his arm to hold me back if he had to put on the brakes.Seems that nowadays these simple little courtesies are tossed aside.People have no time perhaps.Tis a shame.
May 18th, 2002, 12:40 AM
Train

Marina
Curb site to protect you from Horses biting you. Yes we still do it. Us older folks anyway.
After being in europe, central and South america and a few asian countries. It is funny to watch folks and the looks that are pasted back and forth at times. Particularly international travelers. Have had many a good laugh at international airports just watching folks at doors.

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May 18th, 2002, 12:54 AM
Ridgerunr

Joking aside,,yes,it IS a shame! My Mom pounded that into my head when i walked with her real good! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

It's also a shame about all the "male bashin'"that goes on nowadays(not includin' "monster" of course,"he" deserves it https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ ).But if they act the way their portrayed on TV now'days,then they deserve it! Could be men just held themselves above women for too long.And now we're payin' for what our GranPa's got away with for too long.

But,,just you wait! The Girls who bash the most,will be the ones chosen' by them "moon men" to get hijacked into them flyin' saucers one of these days! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

An' oh yeah,,my hat isn't made from tin,,it's quality aluminum foil i'll have ya' know.<snort> https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 18th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Marina

That is grand Train.The Europeans have much better manners than us North Americans.Everything in life is so much more of a celebration,right down to eating.I guess it all comes down to history and knowledge.
Never knew that about the curbside horse biting.Great,I learned something tonight.
Such Grand Gentlemen.Now lay that cape down whilst I cross the pond.
Mach started this. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 18th, 2002, 01:01 AM
Train

May I suggest walking around the puddle, the manhole cover maybe missing. Plus you will stay drier https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

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May 18th, 2002, 01:02 AM
Marina

Here's a joke for ya's.If I should edit please let me know.

One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with you. I'll be able to tell when she's sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the pin."

In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off.
Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones.

"Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin.

"Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed her dozing. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mr. Jones.

"God!" cried out Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin once again. "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the minister,smiling and continuing his sermon.

Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this time the minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to wake his wife again.

He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when the minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!

Marina,
Listening to Neil Young...Down By the River...
May 18th, 2002, 01:08 AM
Marina

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Originally posted by Train:
May I suggest walking around the puddle, the manhole cover maybe missing. Plus you will stay drier https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

Awe Gees Train...I meant the Big Pond...the one between here and Europe.

Marina,
Now listening to ..Time To Say Goodbye....Sarah Brightman and Andre Boccelli
May 18th, 2002, 01:33 AM
Ridgerunr

No need to edit "that" one Marina. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

The Lady hit it right on!

Very familiar with being jabbed! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ But,it's usually my 4 year old Grandaughter pokin' me with a' stick from the Erector set.

You fry ol' monster yet Mach? 8-)

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May 18th, 2002, 01:45 AM
Train

You should have said the duck pond. Might still get damp though https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ My cloak keeps me warm, but has a problem with salt water you know.

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May 18th, 2002, 01:49 AM
Ridgerunr

Gonna' pack it in for the night Boy n' Girls and dream 'bout the Boogey man under the bed.

Ketch ya' later~~~~

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May 18th, 2002, 01:54 AM
Train

Sounds like a good idea. Take care folks. Later.

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May 18th, 2002, 02:16 AM
Topdog

Bit of a late entry here, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for LarryS3 as candidate of the year.
Last year on our big trip around the USA, we hooked up with Larry in Seattle and I've got to say he showed us one great time while we were there. Never met the guy before, except on VDR.. Thanks again Larry for a great day, and if we ever get over there again, we'll be sure to catch up with you. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 18th, 2002, 12:07 PM
Old Young

One more before closing: Speaking of manners, I knew Emily Post when she was just a stump

Old Young
May 18th, 2002, 12:27 PM
larryS3

Thanks to Topdog and others for your nice comments! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

Thanks also for the new insight on etiquette!

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May 18th, 2002, 10:27 PM
MACH2

Cant' let this one die so soon!

Sorry for not touching in sooner but judging by the dates not too late. (like it means death if I didn't? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/

This group is a scream! I realize that partying with any of you and I'd be waking up in some backyard behind a hedge probably with some poodle licking my face! (funny my dream was about some woman finding me.. was a lot better)

Q: What was brigette fonda's worst line..
A: "don't throw heads at me" ('lake placid')
((if incorrect? sorry brigette)) Not! Betty White was a scream in that movie.. imagine feeding your pet gators!

Most watched movie by me and monster? "jaws"

chomp.. mach https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 18th, 2002, 10:49 PM
fink

Movie most watched by me and ummm, me.. Life of Brian. (prolly 20 times)
May 21st, 2002, 12:02 AM
MACH2

For the pure re-seen movie? the jaws#1 is the the best!

lastly the the buffy slayer movie and no "grover 2 character from sesame street..?" ( I do a perfect impression of grover) Or cookie monster!! or pizzaman?

mach https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May 21st, 2002, 12:14 AM
MACH2

And from: "larrys3..the revenge of scanners"

"Geez dude I didn't mean freeze the sucker in the deep freeze to kill the virus!! [over the phone he hears.. AAAAAhhhhhhhh AAAAAaahhhhhhhhh!"

"one man went in the water".. one man came out. I'll never wear a baby restrainer again!

https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ mach