Again, I need someone to check my reality.

Read this, and tell me I'm not hallucinating

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/186124223.html

JP,

This is really unbelievable but there are all kinds of nuts.

Linda

I wanted to write and ask how he would deal with the heel of my palm to the underside of the jaw, as hard as I possibly can, each time he does this. I guarantee one way or another I could rid him of this compulsion, or rid the planet of him

JP, Y
You are not hallucinating, but the poster definitely is if he thinks his behavior 'should' or 'would' be acceptable to anyone with a rational mind...except his last renter of course! :confused:

Only in the "Big Apple"

well ..... I think I could handle him ....... he doesn't know I have a fascination with dumping glasses of ice cold water over the heads of those who put ice cubes down my shirt :D

no luck for me;
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hmmm..... the link still works for me

i still can't get onto it but thanks for the post :)

regarding the post, what the hell!! now that i didn't expect. is it a guy or a girl? cause if it's a guy and he would prefer a female roommate knowing his 'problem' then that’s even more worrying

I believe its a male lol :D

:eek:

well now i think about it i have a problem of sleeping with my roommates. it's against my will and just happens. but i'll charge you cheap rent!!!
P.S. applicants must be female and very attractive
;)

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So what was it?

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$550 - Huge room available - with a twist!
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-07-25, 1:57PM EDT


Note: This is a serious post. My previous attempt was flagged and removed. Please do not flag this post, as it is not a joke or a prank. However, I do have all e-mails sent before the flagging, so no need to re-send. Thank you.

Hello potential roommates!

I come to you today with an offer you may not be able to refuse. Due to my current roommate's imminent departure, I have a large furnished room available on the first floor of a three-story walk-up in the heart of the East Village (4th Street and Second Avenue). There are two bedrooms in the place, and yours would be the largest.

I don't need to tell you that this is near all the cool spots, including restaurants, bars, cafes, theatres, concert halls, etc. However, the room itself is private, at the end of a long hallway, and very quiet. The dimensions are 15x17, and it has two windows which look onto our interior courtyard. Bed, wardrobe, desk, and air conditioning come with the room. $550 includes all utilities.

You may be wondering why the price is so low. Well, here's the twist: I am a 25 year old male with a slight social problem which, to some, makes me an undesirable roommate.

I'll get right to the point: I have a compulsion to put ice cubes down people's shirts. As my roommate, you will likely bear the brunt of this problem.

Don't ask me to explain why I do this. It's a serious psychological issue, and years of therapy have not made any headway.

Let me emphasize: it will not go ANY FURTHER than the ice cubes. I am not abusive or perverted in any way, and I will never make lewd comments or touch you inappropriately. I also do not drop heavier or steaming hot objects down people's shirts. Only ice cubes.

What this means for you: when you are sitting on the couch, or at the dinner table, or basically anywhere in the apartment, I may come up to you and drop an ice cube down your shirt.

I always have ice cubes on hand. DO NOT thnk you can simply get ride of all ice trays in the apartment. Trust me, I have tried this, as have various roommates. It doesn't work, I will only buy more.

I prefer someone who does not like to have friends over, unless they understand my problem. They are prone to having ice cubes put down their shirt.

Your bedroom door has a sturdy lock, so you will always be secure while sleeping. Ditto for the bathroom. I may turn the doorknob on rare instances, but a stern word is usually enough to send me on my way.

On infrequent occasions, I have been known to follow someone onto the street to put an ice cube down their shirt. Once, I showed up at a roommate's place of business. However, this was a wake-up call, and I can assure you it's something I may not repeat.

Okay, I think that covers it. As you see, this is a great room in a terrific location, for a very, very low price. Quite simply, you won't find a deal like it anywhere in the city. However, my roommate will have to be tolerant. It takes great patience, and others have failed. It may seem like a minor problem, but eventually all the ice can become very annoying.

Otherwise, I am a caring, conscientious person. I work in finance, and enjoy mountain biking on the weekends.

So send me e-mail me if you're interested! Please address the ice cube problem and how you plan to deal with it. I need to be sufficiently impressed, because I don't want to have to find another roommate after one month or less. Ignoring the problem only makes it worse. Also include some of your favorite hobbies.

My current roommate is leaving to move in with her boyfriend, but before that, we had a successful relationship for one year. She even said the ice was something of a relief in the summer months, which can become very hot.

Females are preferred, but guys, don't let that deter you! Move-in would be anytime between now and September 1. I'm flexible.

Thanks for listening!

* this is in or around East Village
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




186124223

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Oh terrific! I might go to NY for a while and rent this room. Whats a few ice cubes between friends?

Hmm so you are the female flatmate sitting on the lounge watching tv and this guy comes to drop an icecube down your shirt.

Where is the most likely accessible point ?

I'm guessing cleavage so it would definately have some sort of sexual motive attached.

The fact that he mentions both the bedroom and bathroom having sturdt locks is a tad worrying.

I'd be getting the place checked out for listening devices and cameras if I was to move in.

Also how long befoe the ice cubes are getting dropped down you pants / trousers and he's claiming you signed a clause saying you knew about the ice cubes and can't file a sexual abuse case against him.

Or you fnd the cubes are cubes at all but shaped like......well I'll leave that up to your imgaination.

:eek: ewwwwwww lol

Nix, now you are jumping to conclusions! The guy (who seems to be very honest) has made it very clear what his intentions are, and that is to drop ice cubes down your shirt. End of story. Its not sexual, he's just completely insane. I'd still go for it.

If I was a guy flatmate I would wear no shirt.

If I was a female flatmate I would wear a bikini top....or no shirt.

That'd fix him.