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but instead, what words SOUND like they should mean. I'll get ya started:
cauterize - made eye contact with her
G.I. series - Army baseball
ennui - The catatonic state in men brought on by excessive watching of anything on "WE" (women's entertainment) cable station
Terminal illness - getting sick at the airport
Habeas Corpus - A greeting to your Greek buddy
democrat - what you try out before buying your own crat
Con Edison - Scamming the wizard of menlo park
lmaoooooooooooooooo :DQuote:
democrat - what you try out before buying your own crat
Auto Biography - The life story of a car. ;)
Justice - Cold drink with no lemon :D
Defence - Wooden barried between you and you neibour
Fifth amendment - Your wife/GF changed her mind over which dress to buy [again]
Cookie --a very small chef.
Semi-truck---an 18-wheeler with a VW engine
Locomotive --insanity plea
Asparagus - one gus more than you need.
Moe de lawn-what the French say when they're going to cut the grass.
Computer - A commuter with B.O.
Finance ---very teeny, tiny insects that tend to ruin picnics
Kool Ade -- an assistant wearing an Ipod
Conducting -- a prisoner escaping through the ventilation system
Keyboard -- a locksmith who desperately wants to change careers
HAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT!
Pro bono - When Sonny lost his amateur status.
Ozone - The IRS office
You guys are too funny :D
Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
Asset: A little donkey.
Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Paradox: Two physicians
Oily: The opposite of late.
:D
Typing - what Tyrone Ping is more commonly known as.
Star Trek - celebrity hike.
Star Wars - battle between celebrities.
Paris Hilton - Many people have slept with(in) - this hotel.
Pooh Bear - Evidence that bears $^!* in the forest.
Peanut - someone who loves peas.
Monkey - the first monk to start up an e-business.
Dragon - What drag queens must do before their show.
Dog - somone taking time out to reflect on God.
Tom Cruise - drive around checking out lady's of the night.
Terminator - 1 school term in class 8R.
Microsoft Windows - very little soft openings in the wall.
Pirate Software - the version of software that pirates need to install to cater for the robustness of sailing the seven seas.
Pirate Music - Hoist the jolly rodger me hearties it's time for a bottle o rum and a good jig. Yo ho ho.
Overboard - You have had enough of being bored.
Motherbaord - You mum is bored.
Bulletin Board - Someone shoots the bored people.
Surf Board - hanging about on VDr (or other forum).
Broadband - a large rimmed hat that somehow helps you get speedy internet access.
www - a very big cobweb - hate to think of the size of the spider.
Shindig - the dent left when one walks into a piece of furniture :D
Network - Fisherman's job description summarised.
Liam
Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Eclipse: What an Italian barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
:D
Malware - clothes for Malcolm
Dictionary - why is it that if you use the dictionary to look up the spelling of a word, you need to know how to spell ?
Diet - what people do to mask their grey hair
Good one!! :D
Forum - you forgot who it's for.
LOL@Nix
Cadillac - Lack of cattle. :D