Baby boomers, revamping the songs of our youth

now that we're no longer IN our youth:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From "Depends"
Roberta Flack--- The First Time That I Forgot Your Face.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

Led Zeppelin.......Elevator to Heaven

:D

Def Leppard.....Rock You Like a Walking Cane

Blue Oyster Cult.....Can't Hear the Reaper :D

Hey....I'm on a roll here...... :cool:

Tom Petty.....Free Falling (And I can't get up) :D

Deep Purple.....Stroke on the Water



Ok...I'm done for awhile. :D

You surely are. I'll try to hep.

Pink Floyd-Uncomfortably Numb
Sammy Haggar - I can't drive (I'm 85)

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Hop in everybody....it's easier than you think. Old age is easy to poke fun at....and besides, we are all headed there so make the best of it. :cool:

Alice Cooper.....Stool's Out



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Here's one that doesn't need changing:
Peter Gabriel - "I Don't Remember"





John Lennon - Blind Games

The Kinks - Aged Man
The Beatles - When I'm 94
Jethro Tull - Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll, Old Enough to Die
The Cars - Wake Me Up

I like the songs whose titles take on new meaning instead (because I can't think of titles to change! :D )....

The Rolling Stones - Can't You Hear Me Knocking?
The Kinks - State of Confusion, Sleepwalker

Johnny Paycheck - "Take this Catheter and Shove it"

Peter Gabriel....Pains Without Frontiers

Iron Butterfly....Inabottleaviagra *





*--(think about it) :D

Iron Butterfly ... InaGottaHaveMyVitaminV :)

Last one for now.....


Robert Palmer....Simply Irritable :D

I Heard It Through The Hearing Aid - Marvin Gaye
Light My Heater - Doors
I've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers
Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag - James Brown
Where Did Our Teeth Go - Supremes
Limpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
Numb All Over - Dave Clark Five
The Sheets They Need A'Changin' - Bob Dylan
Breakin' of The Wind - Bob Dylan
Tripping In The Street - Martha & the Vandellas
Wheelaround Sue - Dion
I Can't See For Sheet - The Who

Aretha Franklin - Dr. Feelgood
Aretha Franklin - Save Me
Aretha Franklin - Rocking Steady
Chuck Berry - Rockin' & Reelin'

Willie Nelson - On The Commode Again

:)

That's in the 1st post, or are you smiling at it?

You'se Guys are just pathetic! :rolleyes: :D

But,,,
Abba-I do-I do-I do(oops! did I do that?)
Nancy Sinatra-These boots are made for walkin'(now if I could just bend over far enough to pull 'em on)
Nervous Norvous-Transfusion(I used to chew it)
Ray Anthony-Bunny Plop
Didn't even have to change this one: Ray Stevens-Grandma got run over by a' reindeer

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That's in the 1st post, or are you smiling at it?

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Oh Darn, I thought I was pretty clever to came up with one.

I'll try again;
Willie Nelson - I let my mind wander(and it never came back)

Queen - We Will Rock You (off to sleep)
Kiss - 100,000 Years (old)
Kiss - 2000 (year old) Man
Kiss - Shock Me (I'm flat lining)
Kiss - Goin' Blind
U2 - Stuck In A Moment
U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
U2 - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
U2 - One Step Closer (To the grave)
U2 - I Fall Down
U2 - If God Will Send His Angels
U2 - Last Night On Earth
U2 - Wake Up Dead Man
U2 - In God's Country
U2 - Some Day's Are Better Than Others

Bizarre how many U2 songs don't need changes or additions to the title.

Never realised how many of thei song titles are related to getting old, being old, dying or being dead LOL

http://www.2famouslyrics.com/u/u2.html

They must be obsessed with it, maybe if I play their music backward I will get some satanic message

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Paul is Bono.

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That would be amazing as Bono's real name is Paul Hewson.

Springsteen, Im Goin Down [& I cant get up]
Dave Edmunds, I can't hear ya knockin
Don Henley, Drivin with your byfocals
Grass Roots, Lets live for today [tommorrow we may be pushin up daisys]
Grateful Dead, A touch of bald
Johnnie Cash, Ring of fire, [My Prep H just ran out] :D :D :D

Don Henley- End of Incontinence.

Yes - "Owner of a Smelly Fart"

:)

Bobby Darin - Splish Crash, I Broke My Hip in the Bath

The Who......Won't Get Laid Again

I think I'd have gone with

Yes- Owner of a Baboon's Heart.

Mama's and the Papa's-Go where you wanna go(but not in your pants)

Mason Williams-Classical Gas(uuuurrp,oops,,sorry :o )

A bit off topic, but try kissthisguy.com for some misheard lyrics sometime.

Here's one from Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody:
The real lyrics were:
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

But I misheard them as:
Spare him his life and his lone slice of cheese


One from Jimi Hendrix:

The real lyrics were:
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky

But I misheard them as:
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

and

Led Zepplin's: You Shook Me All Night Long


The real lyrics were:
I have a bird that whistles
and I have birds that sing

But I misheard them as:
I hear a bum that whistles
and I have balls that sing
:confused:
:)

I remember the female vocalist learning some crap Peaches and Herb tune we hadda play for a 1st dance. Well the lyrics were"

Perfect combination, love plus you and me

and when I showed up to rehearsal she had written on her lyric sheet:

Perfect combination, love, lust, you and me.

I spent that rehearsal laughing at that. Of course we DID drink at rehearsals. Was the only way to get everybody to show up.

This thread is hilarious. :D

I'll give it a go.

Drifters: This Tragic Moment

Eagles: OneMore Sunrise

Frank Sinatra: It Was A Very Good Life

Ian & Sylvia: Early Morning Pain

Harry Neilson: Everybodys Talking... But I Can't Hear Them

Al Green: How Can You Mend A Broken Bone

Groan.

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Originally Posted by JPnyc

Sammy Haggar - I can't drive (I'm 85)

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JP, here's one of Sammy's
http://www.bitoffun.com/Notes/I%20Can't%20Drive,%20I'm%2065.mp3

The Beatles (during their chemical experimentation/en-lightenment period):
Number 90
Number 90
Number 90
Number 90
Number 90
Number 90
Number 90

(Geez, when I listen to that now: it really frightens me)

Foghat......Slow Drive

Stevie Nicks.....Edge of Seventy

:D

Grateful Dead.

enough said. :(

Chris Isaac ~ Wicked Pain