yes it's friday or some other day.. and you know what that means? bordom?

Yes it's time for another version of mach2 total escape mini vacation package!!! Free! like nobod has fun anymore.. call the wifey in call the huband in.. tell a joke tell a funny story.. wrinkle your but a little longer and have some fun. it's almost a vid game...

Warning: "contents of package may indicate contents of package"

MACH2 is getting around! Might be my unofficial web site: still under negotiations. http://www.justinx.com/strangefolk/mach2.htm (btw all his logos and artwork are copyrighted! so don't mess around.downloading) But I liked the frog with the rocket!! so if the admins don't mind I did email him for permmisso before posting. all cap letters.. wonder where he got the name? cool.. I'm a rock band? or bank? :D

LOL... I really don't care because there is only one MACH2 and Monster.. (take a bow monster.) NO not the crossbow.. geez.. last time he did that he blew a hole in the wall! Any gals out there that need a monster, pls respond. with email and shipping address??

Next I guess you I guess you're wondering what to post? him/her.. it ? cat lovers dog lovers.. just go ahead REPLY , nothing obsene or derogatory . just keep it clean and have fun!

does mach make money here? NO!

If you think your website is strange, lookyhttp://now2000.com/weird/grfx/weirdnew1.gif

http://fp.funfiles.plus.com/funnypic...hers_elvis.jpg

dagg.. Good ol prophet!

guy can find stuff on the net you can't match..

except monster..

prophs is the only person I know that does /has had a hit with bigfoot. so kindly give him some slack

Other venues.. if you speak englaise? venue is english word to short change a subject matter. i.e. the subject itself.

so? change something :D

mach

Strange websites:
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/headers/header7.gif
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/
Rolling down the Interstate the other day I fell behind this truck.
As I got closer I could read this big logo banner on the back:
"We're #1 in the #2 Business"
This truck hauls port-a-potties.:p
I thought that so funny, and different, it made my day.:)

Prophet, how did you get my picture? Now everyone knows what I look like doing my EP impressions. Hunka-hunka burn'n love!!

And they say "Don't be a Turkey"

Are you looking for REGULARITY

If a peek into the sordid life of my neglected putters interests you then you need serious counseling....but, please read on anyway!!
:D
If Putters Could Talk

We must be in hell. The silence is deafening, only to be broken like clockwork twice a day by some mysterious metallic gear sound. This is a dark, damp, hard place. You know, the kind of place where you need to watch your back. There is little hope here. Sure we've heard stories of one of us getting out, breaking free, joining the outside world once again. But these are just stories.

Our home is here in this cockroach infested haven known as eudaman's garage.

We are eudaman's discarded putters. Our population is at 12 after my long time pal, Ray Cook, was run over last week. His bloodied shaft left untended on the floor for days.

My name is Tad Moore and I used to be the number one putter. I used to travel. I stayed in the finest hotels. Life was good. I am the same putter that drained a treacherous, winding 12-foot birdie at Pebble Beach #9. I am the putter that brought home the cabbage versus JK time and time again.

But because I missed a few four footers, all my past glories were forgotten. I should have ran when after the round we stopped at Roger Dunn's golf shop. If only I had more than just one heel and toe. I should have seen it coming. I felt the life drain from my shaft when I saw eudaman carrying out a brand new Scotty Cameron Coronado 2 oilcan putter. All that practice, all those memories.

Thought I'd be in the bag forever. I shoulda listened to Hogan, the 7 iron, he told me long ago to watch my flange.

So now we sit here, like dogs in an animal shelter, begging for another chance.

The End

Here's one that glows in the dark called, "Go in the Dark". You'll like the sound effects, also.

http://www.extremeglow.com/toilet_seat.htm

murf.. seriously you need to talk to my brother. he has enough golf equipment to open his own golf emporium of terror.

:)

gotta be more life in this place.. not like half east coast is getting picked or picking up? hmmmm I guess they still do that..

perhaps a bad batch of viagra from belez?

mach

okay seems like the post are in the "toilet" training stages.. I can verify many are ahem.. no longer potty trainable.

so lets take another route..

Weird Trivia:

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for garbage. Not too many people had use for the "Garbage Stick."

Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

And the best one
Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

Chevrolet made the NOVA But when translated to spanish it means NO GO. And they wondered why it did not sell in Mexico.

absolutely true train.

other posts are so funny I'm gaging on a new brewsky.

dididididiit.. just in.. the new SUV craze? the humv 2003 is selling like hot cakes! Who's the heavy buyer? Male or Female?

mach :D no its not me.. it's too big to park.

Glow in the dark seats are fine,,but when ya' really gotta' go,,any ol' box will do.

http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/crap_in_box.JPG


Say it isn't you MACH!? :D :D

I was going to change my Avatar (to this) for this thread, but I realized it would not only be seen in all of my posts, but if there's a problem getting my old one back, I might be stuck with it.

http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/toilet.jpg

Say is this the "MACH II Demo" associated with you?Mach II Demo Here? :D

German Toilets

mein got! combine that with french toilet paper and you're really in trouble.

mach

French Toilets

Notice no toilet paper?

mach

Japanese Toilets

Go figure.. maps included.

mach

That's right!

The biggest toilet in the World?

http://www.westerneye.com/images/pat...-water-200.jpg

Your local RESERVOIR!!!

Chinese Toilets

I guess the scouts were not allowed to dig the usual latrine.

mach

This thread has been in the crapper from the start.
I love it!!
Must see: The Toilet Monster
http://www.sfdt.com/gif/movies/pics/1412-tmonster.gif
Beware!!!

The future of toiletry? (or what ever)

http://www.wombatnation.com/blog/stories/incinolet.html

jmtjet that was :D LOL material. thanks.

ohh man u.k. metro and auto self flushers

Pretty funny gal.. :)

mach

The Classic English Pull design

Notice the extention pipe from the typical U.S. tank design. Why? I think because they got water from a roof resevior to fill the tank. Still one can convert a US tank to that design for fun if you wanted to. just add the extentions and a pull chain. :D

mach

chinese golden toilet jealousy with russian commodes!!

now this is something you don't read everyday.

mach

Last but not least..

Outer Space well you know

might get potting traing for furture astronauts.. from what I've read I'd probably stay up there? LOL :D

mach

Und.. one last joke before ol' big blue eye blows the thread away..

Man seeing psychotherapist..

Dr. Draws a sketch of a house.. "now what does this remind you of?"

patient: Sex.

Draws a sketch of a tree... "now what does this remind you of?"

patient: Sex.

Draws a picture of flower and a butterfly.. "now what does this remind you of?"

patient: Sex.

Dr: "You seem to be obsessed with sex.. What do you think?"

Patient: "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures."

(courtesy movie: "what about bob?"

mach

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the Point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help- immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

This post is extremely sick, and definitely Off-Topic. I must say that, but it's very interesting too, at the same time. I LIKE IT...
Great idea MACH...

Are you still running in the Windows 98 section because you are on it, or just to reach the traditional audience? Many of us are now on the XP, and 2000 forums....

Good to see the show, or something like it is back though.:D :D

prophet? what if I don't like them (oreo's) on some days and like them on other days? does this mean I'm moody? LOL

erroson.. well it's sort of accepted on 98 because it's only temporary each show then blown away. Basically just a temporary humor bordom pain reliever. Yes intentionally off topic for that purpose. There is no course of topic it generally takes it's own course! totally unpredicable human response.

there are no lines to forums for the mach2 show. "come into the light.. all are welcome all are welcome"

mach :D

Me monkey's on the off-topic Mexican bus.

http://www.nixin.com.br/off-topic/capa_pb.jpg

He's down there trying to overthrow the Kings of Swing:

http://ublib.buffalo.edu/libraries/e...no/mexican.jpg

Here's the Monkey (Spank) promoting his new website;
http://www.hep.physics.neu.edu/reu_a...-funny-car.jpg

This is what happens when a Monkey drives your car!

http://www.autoimagery.com/fc.jpg