It's frday night and you know what time that means boyz and girlz.

"good morning Iraq"

"To all ships at sea and forces on the ground of the USA and allied troops in iraq and afganistan
and other allies supporting."

Greetings from from the MACHh2show! Mach2 and monster salute you all and our prayers are with you.
(perhaps some email mom or good hacker could link the show to you all.)

hey the big picture is coming into clarity from all over tv!. :D talkabout the willpower.

No monster not your willpower... tank flatula containment is important (heck I'd be dead)
on the schedule... you kinda go when you have the time.. geez try to toilet train a monster..
"no monster it's a 'flotilla' not a 'tortilla' Monster says: ()*(*(*((((???, yeah you can flatulate but not big news big guy. (*(*&&&?

Yeah could get nasty below decks or in a confind space, like a tank buster or aircraft.
I here you can lose a lot of friends that way. 'not if you eat the same food.. okay.. I wonder if they have serwer
workers in bagdag? all that sand or what to they do when take a number 2?

Okay I give up.. how do you flortullate a flortilla? Akkkkk! you open all the portholes on the lee side!)

Guys and gals the usa people are 100% for the effort. The junk you may see about usa homeland not backing you is so small percentage of population.. forget it.

If this gig dumps me I'll find someplace to place your email links and post messages if someone will link me to it.

Take care all and all wishes are for your return.

mach

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"monster home hotline"

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no mam you don't want you to sent beef jerkey to the troops. **&&%&$&&$ yes confined areas in tanks and gas attacks.. thats right.. I nice card would be better.

Hot line.. no I don't think they need a 1950 chevy.. well just not yet..

mach

I have heard that they are closing all the Wal-Marts in Iraq. It seems that they are all being changed to Targets.
:D :D :D

arrrg arrgg! snuff smiffle.... smatter everybody go into some room and tape themself off?

mach :D

Saddam who???????

http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/Saddam_who.JPG


:p

That's who we need over there, Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel!

8-10 thousand troops surrender to allied forces today iraq time. they're no dummies! probably starving.

but still.. seems like they have common sense. don't mess up a good thing.. might get a car dealership out of it.

mach

"GOODBYE!"

http://www.thesahara.net/saddam_cartoon.jpeg

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Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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Channel number 5; anyone? geez.. the french are going to get hit hard. Invest in eels, hint NC producer. hint. "protect the eels"

:D monster

S'matter with you people..?? geez we should be rocking..

ohhh the war etc.. the economy etc... well I'd be more concerned about the economy than the war.

Heck I'm from NC.. home of the army and marines!! these guys are A OK!! don't worry!!

I'd love to be with them.. sniffle..

but common!! lets gear something up..

Okay I guess you're all entranced with the fallout. questions and what will be.

don't believe the papers.. don't believe the story lines.. don't believe me.. except I can assure you all.

These are the best trained men and women in the world! ... most of the best troops originate from NC and those of britiish and EU.. and the world knows that. :D and you're all seeing it happen! very rare but you're seeing them.

mach

I forgot the aussies.. sorry blokes.. really you've been at this with us yanks all the way..

mach

Hey MACH2 Wall Street luvs it. Up over 500 points in three days!

Spent a couple of weeks in SC(Charleston) and NC (Aurora/Bath) in 2001. Loved Charleston and what a nice little corner of the world you got tucked away there in Aurora.
Sorry couldn't get over to Raleigh to say g'day mate...Maybe next time.
Apology accepted. I guess you saw they even left us off the World map in their Op's room.. Well if "they" don't know where we are they can't SCUD us..

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since, I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".

Although I think George Bush jokes are much more funny and irreverent, the Prez's popularity points are running through the roof right now so I'll post a couple French jokes to be, "politically correct".

Q. How many frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage? A: Their armpits


"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
---- Hannibal Lecter

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."

--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)


The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."


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A list of the French war heros

I'm sure the French members of this board will find amusement in the swaggering arrogance of the author of the above joke.

The eu french 2nd generation don't understand we financed the allied drive in WWII including equipment and rebuilt their nations postwar, and eventually forgave their debts. i.e. Germany "WE DIDN'T KNOW".. [we forgave their debt, too. so they charge us 35k for a supedup corsair.]

Seriously we have a couple of eel farmers here who raise them and probably sell about 500,000 annually to france and those numbers are 2 years old. I'm sure we export snails and mushrooms by the droves from all over the N.East. I've tried to find a website but I guess if you raise eels.. you don't need much for technology. I'm thinking about it myself.

"Mushrooms and Snails and eels" (oh my!!)

P.S. I don't think there are any EU french posters here, at least ones who post often. There too busy investing there money over here so they have something leftover.

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I'm sure the French members of this board will find amusement in the swaggering arrogance of the author of the above joke.

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Probably so.
I don't know why the American people down the French just
becauses it opposes the war with Iraq. Big deal.
We're in it now anyway.

Besides supporting, totally, our soldiers and those fighting
by our side, we could pick on something quite bigger.
China, for example.
Without China there would be no Christmas.
They hate our ideals and way of life and are totally aligned with Russia in opposing the war.
Yet we continue to buy every piece of junk one billion people
can make. Money talks and B/S walks.
Prioritize.
Made in China versus Made in the U.S.A.
'nuff said.
RVN 2/66-8-67 1st Infantry Division
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oh hell we're kicking the crap... out what we come up against..

"wellllllll bobb bboobboobobob " welllllllll nowwwww it's aaaaaaaa fifffffferrrrernt storrryy... kkkkkkk thheee aaaa 1000's arreee kiiickkking assss and thattsa alllll I cannnns saaaya

are you still there..

yesssssssss are you a dubb ****tttlsesss... we wwwwant toooo herrereee a poooolkaaa befffrore weee keeeel sommme bodddey..

beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr... poooooooollllllllkkaaaaaa!!!!!!...

mach

hepa hepa gottchaa on thatt one on... 'going to drop some southern swine for barbecue..' pdapapappa (helicopters)

hell these tv.. wanna bee's never tasted goat and camel.. errr we need to ship a lot of cattle over therreeeee....... lololllll...

mach

yes thats our last resort.. oh geezz not north carolina?? pork?? geez we just buy up all the live pork and parachute them into bagdad.. "oh my.. will they be fashionable pork?" no .

theeeyyy arreee pinnnk.. a bitttt pinkkkier thhannn mooosttt...... butt shoulllddnt' bee bad tasstingg.... wannnnnaa stayyy awaaay frrommm the barrrbecuer.. cannn gettt nassstryy.

mach :D

Did a search for French Military Victories:

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prophet understands the 'fight' stalworth and loyal.. not inbred but just gusts fight. he's living it as it goes on.. I do too though I never saw it happen.

mach