It's Aussi' time at the MACH2 Show.. Australian for you mates.

typy typy typy.. Yawnn. snorkl sniff hmmm . Hey monster.. what the hell? look at the time and what the h' are you doing up now and this hour? You should be recharging!

*&*&*((($$#^#%$... Writing the opening for the show? Yawwwwnnnnnnnn.. hell it's 4 a.m.. (*&*&$*%
Australia time? I dunno sometime today... I guess. )((*(*%**%*$#*%$

Whad'ya mean we're global? (*&***&&#^) In Ausiland time has no boundarys and chance favors the prepared foods?.. granted they like to eat but YOUR prepared belly favors anything in sight as all the eggs are gone I see. & ****&***%*%*$#&!! Huh? You made an omelet and what about a dog? The new neighbors dog?!!! (***$*^&$&$**** you read it on a menu from australia.. lemme see that... eggs, sausage dogs, prawns. Yeah I see the chef preparing the meal pic? so what?.. sorry dude you're not converting 'sluggy' into some monster mash omelet brunch!!

http://www.miettas.com/food_wine_rec...novans862.html sorry it's his bandwith... and you aussi's like food like me.

Oh geezz now I have to write the ambassador of Australia and appologize.. ((()(*(**#&#&$R You already emailed him. He said thanks mate?.. huh.. go figure.. Sorry bout that 'donovans' but you just made MONSTER history!.. you'll be more popular than popeye sailor on a binge with olive oil!

[I can hear it now.. why are you picking on us Aussi's again, mach] snifff.. I love you'se guys and there's no mates between here and your big continental divide that understands food, money and love and speaks english without "dude" or "crazy" attached as a undefined grammatical exuse for proper 'anglaize'

Show let the show begin! mind the rules mates, relax and have a cool one.

mach

Ummm...

what the HELL ???

didn't understand a word there

:D

"didn't understand a word there"

The language is Machian but it doesn't matter if you understand it , just have a laff. It's our weekly Mach2 show and now it's time for a trivia question...
:D

What actor was originally cast as the Predator in the scifi/horror flick "Predator"?

Hint.. the wuss was fired because he kept fainting during the filming.

Bonza mate. It's 11:14 PM Friday Western Standard Time (Perth Western Australia).

Fair suck of the sauce bottle, I have no idea who fell over like a shelia at her wedding trying to make "Predator" but London to a Brick it wasn't an Aussie.

I assume we have to talk strine for this session.

And we need and Ocka move trivia question: So mates what cartoon character doll accompanied Charles Lindbergh on his historic flight across the Atlantic in 1927 and what's its relationship to Australia.

"but London to a Brick it wasn't an Aussie"

You're right there.. He's from Belgium and if that doesn't give it away then you don't know your Brussels.

Strewth, looks like everyone's shot thru like a Bondi tram the forum's about as active as a Freo Docker's grand final players' reunion.

Or the Western Warriers ING Cup winners pissup.:D :D :D

Stone the crows Alpalie you aint taking the piss out of us sandgropers are ya?

How could you possibly get that idea?? :p
Better luck in the Pura Cup.

Now go to bed, I am, goodnight . :o

Well it looks like I'm sitting up like Jackie on my Pat Malone so I'm going to pull the plug on this galah show until the next bouncedown.

(*&*$&$%^^

Monster says sorry he didn't realize it was your 'sleep time'.. meanwhile we're watching reruns of aussi rules football. :D since the superbowl. (not bowling per say) and the occassional rerun of buffalo dundee (ouch).

Monster also says how much are you willing to pay that I don't take a holiday down your way?

What ever you offer him I get double..

mach

btw (which is also aussi slang btw) I don't know who the actor in predator who kept gagging on set? but it doesn't surprise me as they all seem to be sick or drugged out anyway then they complain there's not enough jaws on the planet. Then they throw this big party called the emmys or music or academy awards and charge us to go see them at the box?

down under in u.s. is upside down.. they should be paying us to go see them. I mean how big can your ego get? I've always admitted I'm a premadonna but you won't hear that from a 'professional actor' LOL :D

mach

Jean-Claude Van Damme originally played the "hole in the jungle" effect of the Predator, using a "blue screen" suit (actually red for the cinematically anal). Van Damme apparently quit after two days, unhappy with being cast as an uncredited special effect.


My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
--Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

Doesn't seem like it is almost two years since we(me and wife) were over there doing a Leyland Bros: "travelling all over the countryside" Send money and we'll be over in a flash.
Hi again to all those people from some of these forums we managed to meet up with.....

LOL :D I didn't mean this thread was closed to "non" australian citizenry!

chime in, tune up post a link have cool one.

"come into the light.. all are welcome all are wellcome.."


mach

While wer'e teasing dem der Islanders;), where else would they kick Mom out of her parlimentry seat w/ a 11 day old spy (unelected member) latched on for a meal. Probably the only sensable one of the lot. If you want to push this madness further mabe they should look deeper into this, if she was elected while pregnent, then hey if you ask me the kids in too.

Andrew

Mach32 what would you ever do w/out the caps key:p :D

Hmm I'm torn between sticking by my aussie mates on the world's smallest continent (not an island) or pointing out that the boob eviction was on the other side in those penal based settlements not here in free settler founded and more civilised Western Australia (we would have shot her or at least exiled her to Melbourne). Don't judge us by our pollies I assume all statsiders are not George Bush clones.

Hi Blue,

Like you did Hawkie, Carmen Bondie & Simon Katich?? ;)

Btw I had a good sleep,hope you did and you guys can come here to God's country for a holiday anytime..........even Mach2

Avagoodweekend,
regards
Al

Very Good Mach you obviously have studied your modern Australian history.

Mach ????.

No it's mach2 not mach32. 43, 48 or 34dd4-22-32 :D hike!

for newbies, this is like mach's version of "area51" without sound effects, nobody knows where the debris went and nobody cares either. hohum.

john vandam couldn't kick his ass if he had somebody do it. all slow motion speeded up.

Question: who kicked steven segals ass on set? not really kicked but showed him down a few knotches. no not notcho's..? professonal wrestler I believe? don't know for sure.

mach

Van Damme vs Seagal would be funny. Kinda like watching a couple of six year old girls... uncoordinated with lots of slapping and crying.

I don't know who beat up Seagal but Van Damme got his butt kicked good by Chuck Zito, the actor/ex-biker who plays Pancamo on the HBO prison series OZ. Happened a few years ago in NY I recall.

Sorry Alpalie; I got the wrong poster.

Thats cool Blue, I figured you must have been on that Swan piss, LOL , I prefer your Emu.

Too bad about the Pura Cup mates, Go the blues!!!.

Regards
Al.