Yes its friday boyz and girlz and you know what that means..

tadaaa deedah click click.. weather channel? na. it's winter and I can stick my head out the door.
uhh.. movie channel nah seen that,that,that too. meet me in st. louis? yeah when the rams are contenders
for the superbowl, emmy awards? yeah right. barfo. Nothing on TV AGAIN, so anytime must be time for the MACH2 show!!

Huh monster? duck tape? in the tool box. you know where it is! geez you re-tape your head enough.
(*&*&*** You need plastic too? For what? )(*(&&R..!!!? We're going to get gassed and you want to seal the livingroom off? Hey dude its bad enough in here when you're on a pinto bean binge and you want to seal us in?
)(*((((#$%%%. Homeland security says we need to prepare a room for getting gassed. )(*(&&&% ?? Oh you just want to gas yourself! Thats easy.. instead of all that trouble why don't you just sit at a bus
stop all day.

Homeland security update. "learn how shut off your ventilation system" after duck taping/ plastic sealing a room.

"update": ambulance chaser atty says call him before you go into unconciousness. might as well poke holes in
a condom before you use it. (i'll save sex education for another show though it could be subliminal)

Too much too late. they wacked the towers.. we did nothing, we could do nothing with a bastardized military. total waste of time now. Bring back the troops, bring back the jobs from mexico. Time to put this country in reverse except the politicians, then put them all in a domed stadium supplied with nacho's and beer, and shut the ventilalation off.

As the old lady said: "Where's the beef!!"

(&*&*&R%&#! Monster says don't be afraid.. Lets have some fun! You betcha! We don't need no stinking duck tape! We don't need no stinking plastic!

It's always a free-for all on the show.. like I have any control? like you or your parents LOL :) Just keep it clean. no gifs , jpg's small probably okay post link to your page, etc.

internet.com assumes no responsibity for your intellectual being, content therein and totally absolves itself into the realm of internet law abiding no connection to the mach2 show so if you're ticked you can sue me if you can find me. :D


mach

"you can sue me if you can find me"

that shouldn't be too hard.. you're the guy being chased around his backyard by an armed squirrel with BB welts on its backside.:D

http://www.edge-inc.net/fun/images/armedsquirl.jpg

Hi Mach


It's nearly Saturday here and we just got over a 40 degrees + heat wave but hey can I ask a fun trivia question (s):

a) Who wrote the book upon which the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" was written? What's the writer more famous for?

b) Who owned the real Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

c) Where did the name come from (and despite some claims it wasn't the named after the sound of the engine)?

d) And what cheeky name did the cars owner first want to call it?

NB) Bonus points for the full lyrics for c)


Regards

I love it. Exactly what I said. Duck Tape and plastic for what ??? Brings to mind a email I just recieved. Hope it doesn't offend anyone but I can't resist passing it on.

An Airplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."... So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the Presiden of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the smartest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he took the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President has taken my school bag."

Plastic wrap and ziplock bags fer "Us'ns",,but for all the politician rich b*tches(who are that way from our taxes and skim from the Corps.),,for a few hunnert thousand,,they'll be wearing something like this.

http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/space_suit.JPG


Guy on the left learned the hard way that you don't scrape a' bug off with the faceplate open. :D :p :eek:

And the gorps who sell duct tape,shrink wrap and staple guns will be wringing their hands with glee!!! :rolleyes:

Oh,,Yeah,,Chitty Chitty bang bang,,hmmm,,

Book written by Ian Flemming(hard to believe this was the same Englishman who wrote the James Bond novels:) ).

Lyrics and music by: Richard M. Sherman & Robert B. Sherman

Movie came out in '68

Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Oh you pretty
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang,
we love you. And our pretty
Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty chitty bang bang loves us too.
High, Low, Anywhere we go, on Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang
Our fine four fendered friend
Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang
Our fine four fendered friend

Your Sleek as a thourough bred
Your seats are a feather bed
You turn everybody's head today

We'll Glide on our motortrip
With pride in our ownership
The envy in all we surbay

Oh Chitty, you Chitty, Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang We love you
And Chitty our Chitty, pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Loves us to

High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go On
Chitty Chitty we depend


Let's all sing it out now!! :o

Oh yes,,THE CAR! Too lazy to type it all out,but read about it all here: http://entertainmentdesignmag.com/ar...ess_cars_star/

This is how we'll pay for the next war:

Supporting the war.
I think it's working already. Texaco was bought by Shell !

oh dagg.. it's valentines day :heart

But the show goes on..

Ah trivia? hmmm.. Who played fred gwynn on "the munsters"

:D

Ummm,,,Herman Munster? :D Or was it the nosy Magpie in the clock? Or,,,was it "Spot"?? Hmm,,,gonna' have to give this more thought(soon as my brain gets back from Transylvania :eek: )

What other tv comedy series did Fred Gwynn and Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) star together in?

Believe it was CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU ????? Along with one of my favs Fran Drescher and others...;)

There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem,
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Krushchev's due at Idlewild......
CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU???!!!

Quote:

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Originally posted by Steve R Jones
This is how we'll pay for the next war:

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You forgot Budweiser

I'm glad there's some guys and gals with guts! ()(*((*^*$% yes monster a sense of humor but I don't think they are willing
to part with a couple new legs.. now that is math avg. how many monsters:to how many legs...

sons of bichies who invented this stuff?

machy

Ok we have the author right but sorry wrong lyrics and wrong car; we want the lyrics that gave the real car that inspired Ian Fleming to write the books its name. Do not pass go do not collect $500. Hint the owner of the real Chitty was a polish count.

anybody know how to link this show up to the space station.. ?? i'll dedicate myself to get them down. can we get you guys back?

mach

Well I thought this show was already in an orbit well beyond that of the space station. Like right out there.:cool:

Since this the MACH Show:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The US congress-I thought you were talking about the management at Microsoft. :)

Fred Gwynn was at his best on Broadway but I loved him as the Judge in:

My Cousin Vinnie

http://www.foxhome.com/capsule/assets/contempt.gif

http://www.foxhome.com/capsule/assets/yutes.gif

OK Times Up so:
Count Loius Zborowski built three Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs in the 1920's. With his mechanic Clive Gallop the shoehorned a 23 litre 300 bhp Maybach Zeppelin engine into a 75 hp Mercedes chassis for Chitty 1. The other cars were similar aero engined monsters.
see http://www.brooklands.org.uk/stories...ive/STORY5.HTM

He first tried to name it "Cascara Sagrada" (a herbal laxative - Count z had a sense of humour) but track officials at Brooklands rejected the name and Zborowski then caledl it "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" after the refrain from a ribald Royal Flying Corps ditty about leave passes (chitties) and subsequent dealings with Parisian call girls (bang bang). I have never been able to track down the complete lyrics and perhaps they are lost forever. I guess the Brookland officials didn't know where it came from either or perhaps they just knew that the Count would keep trying. See http://www.krbaker.demon.co.uk/britcars/c/chitty.html

Zborowski died in 1914 racing a 2 litre works Mercedes (not a Chitty). Chitty 1 was was sold to Parry Thomas and it became the famous "Babs" in which Thomas was killed while attempting a land speed record attempt in 1927 on the Pendine Sands. Ian Fleming saw Zborowski's Chiity as a child inspiring him to write the book on which the movie was based.

Geez aussi! some story!

Yeah my cousin vinny is a good one!. You'z guys are too funny!

Fink.. that squirrel is just about that, mother has laid off bb gun fire/ cartriges.. they've homed-in bringing up artillery camping out. Know that insurance commercial where the buggers jump in front of your car? They must have filmed it here!

Got winter weather advisory here. icing etc. hope it's moving up and off the coast as we've been whacked enough.

mach

OKAY VEville deville? en francais...

How many eels does the u.s. export to france?

(we can always use it as bait)

mach