It's The new old uhh new MACH2 SHOW

Yes it's the Mach2 show! (OH NO NOT AGAIN) alas its been awhile for my creative juices to upchuck into some form of reality but hey! what the heck!.. you are what you eat uhh geez consider jello as a diet... dagg.

Anyway this show is a bowling buster free for all. if the mods can handle it as I'm sure they can. (cheers to the mods) but forum rules apply.

okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! :D (go figure.) utter chaos withthe sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?

I usually start off and this is an oldey but worked in last shows. I'm sure you've already seen "a christmas story"
(oh god not that again..) can it monster.. (ate all the candy and he's sore)

Q: what was the ol mans' major award?

mach

What old man is this asking about? I thought the award was to have a good life back after the many years of being evil, and a generally bad guy.

Is that even close? :)

I guess it's a slow night. It was the leg, er lamp.

EDIT-Uh, er, I should've elaborated and said it was a slow night that nobody took a stab at the question, Mach2. Might have sounded better. :o That was a good little movie.

1. Wrong forum. Was always in Win98 so who's gonna notice it here.

2. Been a while too. Maybe those that can recall it have died of old age.

3. It was that stinking Leg Lamp that his wife "accidently" broke.

Well at least those side ads are gone :)

Tryin to keep it goin Mach, looks like it may have lost it's spark. BJ

Wish i'd a' taken a look elsewhere last nite. Had no idea it was on the other forum...

Seems like sense-of-humor has turned into a four letter word for many. Or,,maybe the many have become mini? :D

HELLO-O-O Anybody(or bodies) out there?????

Here's is one for you! A very good old movie with John Wayne.

Q: In the Movie McQ, McQ get away from the police inpound yard with a police cruiser. How many model changes in the car took place before it crashed into the parked car and burned?

It's marketing.. if the mods will support it. not cut it off but replace it each week. Yeah I think I can pull the stuff off.

other thing is attendance.

mach

Toasters always were better than movies :D

Did MONSTER get his annual rejuve this year? Jolting though that it be.

Hey, Mach2!

Attendance? Build it . . er, ah, do it and they will come!

Needs to be regular - same time, same place, etc.

. . . and for the many new folk on the forum . . . how about a recap on what it's all about, etc.


janusz

Are those Mach2's eyes lighting up in the upper right hand corner??

Almost takes you back to NoWonder days. Or is my mind going. That is what it was called :) :) :)

Bilbo

Never liked the show anyway.:o Sidewinder1

Dagg... got it moved bj!?? Oh yeah?? LOL :D

wondering where the hell this thing will end up. (pardon pun)

well where theres interest and input? (And I could give a sheeps butt hair if you didn't like the show btw.)

Okay.. if the forum dudes want the hits? you gotta spread the word around. The shows back.

MONSTER LIVES!! Although he's back on his battery acid addicition. hell, car and suv hoods open up all over the neighborhood and straws in the cells. Worst now is he uses my portable drill! however he does make a good moblile battery jumper and I don't have to plug in major appliances.

:D

well try again. <[email protected]>

mach

Huh? What show? Sorry, I went braindead from WIN XP a year ago. What show?

Old man huh?

How about this;

Grampa died last Sunday Morning. Upon hearing this his Ganddaughter rushed over to console Grandma.

"How did he die", she inquired.

"Well being 94 years old, we'd decided to just have sex on Sunday Mornings, only", Grandma replied.

"The Grand old Man did very well for himself. He kept rhythm to the Church Bells that were ringing down the street, you know, a nice steady ding...dong...ding...dong...ding...dong".

"Well, I'm amazed", said the Grandaughter, "Afterall, 94 was such an amazing age to be performing like that!"

"Not at all". replied Grandma, "He was just fine up until that damn ice cream truck went tearing down the street that Sunday Morning!"

:p

It's good to see the showZs back. Another joke might keep it a goin :)

An engineering student is walking on campus one day
when another engineer rides up on a shiny new
motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin' bike?"
asked the first.
The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what
you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Have fun

:D

This is a WMP streaming clip with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviewing Star Wars fans.

It's very funny.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/tv/nerds.html

(it's about ten minutes long)

garter-belted woman's leg lamp. Better late than never(??)
3 old men talking:
#1 I have to get up ten times a night to pee.
#2 I can't take a normal dump anymore.
#3 Every morn at 6am I go pee.
Every morn at 6:15am I have a strong B/M
#1 & #2 That's great!! What's wrong with that??
#3 I don't get up till 7.:cool:

I'm old and I may be dumb but I am stupid. :rolleyes:

Priming the pumps guys. LOL

geez I knew you were all hardcore show fans!

Things are a bit different and we'll see how it goes.

"two elders sat by the lake and reminiced about their early love affair then marraige. "you remember the time you took me here to go fishing? and we made love behind that tree?

yes he replied.

Do you remember that big bass took the line and ran your reel out. and you cussed and stomped around?

Yes.

So darling whats the mater?

I think somebody caught him.

mach

Mach, that story sounds fishy.................
Try to read this out loud:
Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following:

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they comma together. I comma again. Two asses, they comma together again. I comma once again and pee twice. Denna I comma once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola downa lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friena here howa to spella Mississippi".
:D

Cats getting dragged in? again? Nick the dogger! alive and well from! oh... never mind sniff almost seems like old times. (okay where did you bury snuffy? ONLY kidding!"

mach

monster?? do we still have that confessional outfit?
*)*)(&&& yes the catholic thingy we '.. no we didnt' thow darts at?"

well need that..

:D mach

Like janusz wrote ". . . and for the many new folk on the forum . . . how about a recap on what it's all about, etc. " :confused: :confused: :confused:

Hi don't have the history that goes with this but I love it already:-

There was a woman from Bullie pass that stood in water up to her knees it doesn't rhyme yet but it will when the tide comes in!

Hey, MACH2 . . .

It's not even Friday Night!! This is getting to be a pretty fair warm-up leading up to the REGULAR Friday Night show:

The MACH2/Monster show, "Yes its friday night and you know what that means boyz and girlz??"

For those new on the forum, these Friday night shows would go on and on and on . . .

Glad to see the change of pace!

What's it about? Let the show host speak:

"okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! (go figure.) utter chaos with the sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?"

:D

janusz

Quote:

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"okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! (go figure.) utter chaos with the sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?"

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Great!!:cool:

OK! I'll bite.

"Modern society without organized religion would be like a crazed maniac without a chainsaw".
Does that mean the early cat gets the early bird?