It's friday night and you know what that means boyz n girls?

Yes boyz and girlz it's the MACH2 show! thanking the quirty keyboard people for caps once again the thing on lower hand of
the page that tells time!

busy busy busy!! work work work!! geezz enough to drive one to some crummy diner serving chicken ala king palace. Grosses me out just thinking about it!

HUH monster? you're reading my mind? (master )(*(**$*%^&&$&#$&) (pay the cable bill) ohhhhhahhhhh..

Okay up against the wall and shake out the bake. )shanken bake( :D you'll be better off without any preconceived notions that reading this or posting to the show will improve your life.

NOT!!

but you might receive some enlightment that you owe "monster" a lot of money? is probable if not unconceivable. "Pay me"; "pay me again"

-notice spelling is excellent ms. landers and #*$*#*$& it.

Okay on with the show.. You know the rules as ahemmm.. mr. big eye himself will be watching us. so no fear!. procecution is usually a bullet in the head so make sure your wills and insurance is up to date. :D

Tonight is the favorite trivia night special. (music provided by your own imagination)

Okay; snort sniffle:

who said; "take that piece of junk and get it the hell out of here"?

mach

didddiddidititit it..

more enlightment. What does intestinal fortitude mean?

**&&^&^& (like 23 feet of intestines that can handle the taco bell special?)

mach

hello!!!! pssssssst!! (andy griffeth fans)

(crickets)

mach

I don't have the courage, endurance, or intelligence to answer the junk question.:rolleyes:

thanks nick.

ummm

:D

mach

okay my mom said it ..

mach

okay who is the st. pauly girl on the beer bottle?

:D

My girlfriend! Hands off! ;)

okay: ricky and lucy.. da da da da da dat da..

Who were the recardos landlords and what was the name of the baby sitter?

post question.. what is the timing of a 350 cui. gm motor with a 4 barrel carb.?

mach

Ahh yes,,,the wonders of life and the Mach2 show. This may give some a feeling of good will and perhaps a' bit of humor for "Monster"??
http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf

Ethel & Fred Mertz. Don't remember the babysitter(their's 65 reasons why I don't remember the babysetter-and there all years baby)

Ridgerunr, ya got me, again. My son sent it to me couple weeks ago but had one of those mosaic pics to stare at and another
picture appears. With my bad eye, I had my face 3 inches from the screen. The smell is still on my face. :(
I'm so gullable.;)

A Bill Collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred
home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "Sorry," the woman
replied. "Fred's gone for cotton." The next day the Collector tried again. "Is
Fred here today?" "No, sir," she said, "I'm afraid Fred has gone for
cotton." When he returned the third day he humphed, "I suppose Fred is
gone for cotton again?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Fred died
yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the Collector decided to
wait a week and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough,
there was poor Fred's tombstone, with this inscription: ... "Gone, But Not
for Cotton."

I know this has made the rounds but for those who haven't seen it, it may be good for grins and giggles.
http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/a...sh/psychic.swf
http://www.gifs.net/animate/crstlbal.gifThis ball will not pass gas!
Some solved in minutes, some hours, some still asking
how it's done. Go figure. :cool:

timing? hmmm 350ci GM? Easy, start it, back the timing till the motor rattles, advance it till it humms and lock it down..

AKA - 6.5 cold ones before TDC.

Trivia huh.
Aye matey, why did pirates wear earrings?