It's frday night and you know what time that means boyz and girlz.

"good morning Iraq"

"To all ships at sea and forces on the ground of the USA and allied troops in iraq and afganistan
and other allies supporting."

Greetings from from the MACHh2show! Mach2 and monster salute you all and our prayers are with you.
(perhaps some email mom or good hacker could link the show to you all.)

hey the big picture is coming into clarity from all over tv!. :D talkabout the willpower.

No monster not your willpower... tank flatula containment is important (heck I'd be dead)
on the schedule... you kinda go when you have the time.. geez try to toilet train a monster..
"no monster it's a 'flotilla' not a 'tortilla' Monster says: ()*(*(*((((???, yeah you can flatulate but not big news big guy. (*(*&&&?

Yeah could get nasty below decks or in a confind space, like a tank buster or aircraft.
I here you can lose a lot of friends that way. 'not if you eat the same food.. okay.. I wonder if they have serwer
workers in bagdag? all that sand or what to they do when take a number 2?

Okay I give up.. how do you flortullate a flortilla? Akkkkk! you open all the portholes on the lee side!)

Guys and gals the usa people are 100% for the effort. The junk you may see about usa homeland not backing you is so small percentage of population.. forget it.

If this gig dumps me I'll find someplace to place your email links and post messages if someone will link me to it.

Take care all and all wishes are for your return.

mach

<[email protected]>

"monster home hotline"

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no mam you don't want you to sent beef jerkey to the troops. **&&%&$&&$ yes confined areas in tanks and gas attacks.. thats right.. I nice card would be better.

Hot line.. no I don't think they need a 1950 chevy.. well just not yet..

mach

I have heard that they are closing all the Wal-Marts in Iraq. It seems that they are all being changed to Targets.
:D :D :D

arrrg arrgg! snuff smiffle.... smatter everybody go into some room and tape themself off?

mach :D

Saddam who???????

http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/Saddam_who.JPG


:p

That's who we need over there, Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel!

8-10 thousand troops surrender to allied forces today iraq time. they're no dummies! probably starving.

but still.. seems like they have common sense. don't mess up a good thing.. might get a car dealership out of it.

mach

"GOODBYE!"

http://www.thesahara.net/saddam_cartoon.jpeg

Quote:

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Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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Channel number 5; anyone? geez.. the french are going to get hit hard. Invest in eels, hint NC producer. hint. "protect the eels"

:D monster

S'matter with you people..?? geez we should be rocking..

ohhh the war etc.. the economy etc... well I'd be more concerned about the economy than the war.

Heck I'm from NC.. home of the army and marines!! these guys are A OK!! don't worry!!

I'd love to be with them.. sniffle..

but common!! lets gear something up..

Okay I guess you're all entranced with the fallout. questions and what will be.

don't believe the papers.. don't believe the story lines.. don't believe me.. except I can assure you all.

These are the best trained men and women in the world! ... most of the best troops originate from NC and those of britiish and EU.. and the world knows that. :D and you're all seeing it happen! very rare but you're seeing them.

mach

I forgot the aussies.. sorry blokes.. really you've been at this with us yanks all the way..

mach

Hey MACH2 Wall Street luvs it. Up over 500 points in three days!

Spent a couple of weeks in SC(Charleston) and NC (Aurora/Bath) in 2001. Loved Charleston and what a nice little corner of the world you got tucked away there in Aurora.
Sorry couldn't get over to Raleigh to say g'day mate...Maybe next time.
Apology accepted. I guess you saw they even left us off the World map in their Op's room.. Well if "they" don't know where we are they can't SCUD us..

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since, I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".