Persue those who SEEK the truth...
RUN from those who say they have it !!!
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Persue those who SEEK the truth...
RUN from those who say they have it !!!
now that's a good one ;)
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
- Mitch Hedberg
"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
- Will Durant
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with."
- Tennessee Williams
"It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative."
- John Burroughs
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
- PJ O'Rourke
"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250"
- Harper's Index
man's last and highest parting is when, for Gods sake, he takes leave of God
Meister Eckhart
(from my pageaday calendar for today)
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
- Jacques Derrida
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
- Douglas Adams
Santa Claus is clearly what Jesus would be if he was real. Nobody would ever consider nailing this omnibenevolent deity to anything, would they? Nor does he hold anything against you longer than a year.
- Steve James
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
- TS Eliot
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Henny Youngman
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
- Willa Cather
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
- George Price
"The avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote."
- Kosh
that's a great one Shinma :D
"Understanding is a three edged sword. Your side, their side, and the truth"
- Kosh
On a more light hearted note,
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
- Don Juan Manuel
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
- Fran Lebowitz
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
- Philip K. Dick
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- Frank Dane
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
- HL Mencken
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
- Mogens Jallberg
Goods ones Crimson .
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
- Victor Hugo
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
- Peter Steiner
I'm a born-again atheist.
- Gore Vidal