Tree huggers! Are there tree huggers in here! I had no idea ... I for one give my utility company the big FU by burning wood. Works quite nicely...
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Tree huggers! Are there tree huggers in here! I had no idea ... I for one give my utility company the big FU by burning wood. Works quite nicely...
Shame on you for contributing to global warming by burning. Don't you have enough blankets that you don't have to burn anything for heat. Don't you have enough insulation in your house to keep the ambient temperature warmer than outside? Oh wait, forget that. Agriculture is bad for the environment, as is manufacturing, so never mind the insulation and blankets. Can't you get enough dogs to keep you warm. Crap, scratch that. Can't do that, that's exploitation of animals, that'll piss off the PETA animal rights wackos. Oh wait, yeah that'll work. Pissin' of the PETA nutjobs, that is. Is there any chance of pissing off comrade Hillary while we're at it?
Well now you're just being stupid.
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Originally Posted by Abhoth
Better yet....we can just stop eating and drinking entirely...fill our mouths with formaldehyde and clear lucite...and sew up our lips. Thus preserving our teeth for future generations to look at.....
Of course....we would be killing ourselves in the process....but our efforts will undoubtedly be enshrined in annals of human history as martyrs to the cause of tooth preservation.
Yes....I know....I am a PITA smart-aleck......:D :p
But seriously.....despite what you all may have heard....over-caution can be just as dangerous as under-caution. If you are going to disrupt a delicately balanced economy....put people out of work...alter the way every industry operates, then I think you should have all your ducks in a row at the very least. From what I have seen....the ducks aren't aligned, some are missing....and some seem to have an agenda. ;)
That's the trouble with those pesky ducks.....they don't line up when you expect them to. :D
We didn't go off half-cocked when the climate boys were predicting an ice age. Why go off half-cocked now that they are predicting a greenhouse? And if the answer is, "Well...the science is at a higher level now than it was back then." All I can say is.....the political influence is too.
My stance is this: Were this a court case and I was a juror....humans would be found not guilty. That's not the same as being innocent....it simply means that the case against them has not been made beyond a reasonable doubt. But hey...OJ Simpson walked too....so alot depends on what jury you have. I understand that....but my point is that you need to have a damn good case if you plan to curtail how people live....and make a living....
I was trying to make a joke, but if I have to explain it......Quote:
Originally Posted by Abhoth
You're all funny, good luck with that.
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by rednek tek
{edit} the whole thread is a joke ~ thus, take nothing too seriously. {end edt}
OK. Sorry that I took your reply wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abhoth
Funny?
Hey now.....:mad:
I just spent $1500 on a root canal and a crown. I know something about dental work......:D :p
You sound like someone who hasn't bothered to watch the video.....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Abhoth
That's OK....most haven't....and Google seems to have moved (removed) the video for some reason (copyright? ). No worries....someone else has uploaded it...and I found it for you....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arming+swindle
See....that's the kinda guy I am...willing to go the extra mile.....:D
Yes, I must apologize... as I did not place an addendum on my post re: "tooth brushing" ... I did not specify that it was a sarcastic reference to the "third world countries" and the "China" thing... blah blah ...!
So, we do brush our teeth don't we kids! I for one brush the hell out of 'em and it makes not difference! Gotta love those root canals and all the dollars they cost... I'm sure it's due to global warming of some sort, not caused by humans without a doubt... have we exacerbated the situation, no doubt!
{edit} Yes Max, I've watched the video, both videos... and many more videos dealing with the "issue". You seem to feel you have the "right" opinion on the matter. Thus, there is no reason to differ within this thread... hence the "joke".
In addition, the thread title is "Global warming....A Hoax?" But then it all seems to be about whether or not we humans caused it. So who knows what to debate !?!? hence the "joke" {end edit}
See now....you are catching on. ***** happens sometimes......and there's nobody to blame.....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Abhoth
No dentist in the world will guarantee you will never have a cavity, no matter how much you brush. And that's really what this is all about...at a core philosohpical level, anyway. Human beings simply cannot accept the fact that sometimes we aren't in control. It's scary to us. We would rather grasp at any theory...including a suicidal one....rather than accept the possibility that we just might be a minor passing phase in the life of the planet....just like the dinosaurs.:eek:
Just saw your edits......
Of course I think I am right on the issue. What...I am going to post..."Gee folks....I want to post a whole bunch of things I don't believe in" That would be pretty silly....now wouldn't it? I can't help ya if you are having trouble determining what to debate. Seems obvious to me what is being discussed.:confused:
But discussion (or lackthereof) is why there is such a problem here...globally. Where was the discussion? I woke up one morning and everyone was telling me I was killing the planet and when I questioned that....I was immediately a pawn of evil industrialist, conservative, planet-murdering, money-hungry, CO2 spewing tyrants. This human-based global warming thing was shoved down my throat without so much as a 'by your leave'. Sorry....call me strange...but that kinda bothered me...ya know? I sorta wanted to know the facts....hear the other side, etc. Funny....but I like to know what I am swallowing.;)
See now.....it's 4 AM.......and I should have been in bed long ago...:eek:
Damn global warming.....now it's causing me to stay up to ungodly hours. Wasn't bad enough that it was causing the oceans to rise....now it's causing me to lose sleep. :mad:
Now THAT is something important, that needs to be addressed................dammit.........
:D
But remember what they said in the film Maxx, if we don't get with the program and start believing in man-made global warming, it'll put tens of thousands of "scientists" in the global warming industry out of work :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by maxximilian
Hmph, it's not much but it's a good start.