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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
- Zach Braff
Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
- John Ruskin
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
- Hermann Hesse
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
- Henry Stimson
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pits in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
- Robertson Davies
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
- George Burns
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
- Samuel Butler
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong.
- Sir Arthur Eddington
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
- Milton Friedman
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
- Paul Gauguin
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West
Look foward to your Quotes Crimson , they make my day ..
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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
- Thomas H. Huxley
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
- Dame Rose Macaulay
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- Woody Allen
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
- Edwin P. Whipple
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
- Edith Sitwell
He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
- GK Chesterton
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
- Herbert Spencer
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
- Robertson Davies
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
- Bruce Grocott
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- Unknown
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
- BF Skinner
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
- Voltaire
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
- Henry Fielding
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
- John Barrymore
And this DUMB turd controls OUR future....Quote:
Originally Posted by jmtjet
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Blonde
Not everyone can be exactly like me..
sometimes even I have trouble doing it!! Tulluah bankhead...:cool:
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Originally Posted by Tsaphah