Interesting thread! Here's my spec's:
Nick: Shadow1 (named after the family dog)
Gender: Male
Sex: Rarely (see married & kids)
Age: 45
Married: yes
Kids: 3
Wife: yes, female
Grandkids: no
Nephews: lots
Nieces: more than lots
Mistresses: if I could afford one
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Occupation: IT/Electronic Tech
Spelling: yes
Hobbies: trashing computers, building computers, ridding computers of viruses and spyware, cars, photography, couchsitting.
Unrelated nonsense: yes, read on
A simple test to see if a travelling US'en is posing as a Canadian:
Ask the person to say the last letter of the alphabet.
A true Canadian will pronounce it as - ZED
BTW, a US'en is someone who lives in the United States.
Canadians, them, and Mexicans are all "Americans" ;)
