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Good man poppy. I knew my response would get me the info. That is one thing about emails, we can't control what the sender wants us to receive in them!!
Mahatma Gandhi, ain't he the man who "walked' on nails, supposedly. Or is that rice I'm think about? :confused:
I never know if your kidding or not buf....(so just in case....:D).
...here's a great link on Mahatma Gandhi, who is quoted as saying
"My Life is My Message".
He is noted for a 'Non-Violent' approach to problem solving.
http://www.mkgandhi.org/
no joke!...:)
Gandhi was a very wise man, who never made a mistake.http://www.taurusclub.com/forum/html...cons/smile.gif
He never had to say, "Sari I was sarong!" https://discussions.virtualdr.com/im...2007/02/10.gif
lmaoo Pop..... too funny :p
Hey lgbpop thats funny....you can add 'comedy writer' to your resume...:D
Don't get me started, you'll have opened Pandora's Box.http://www.taurusclub.com/forum/html/emoticons/dry.gif
taunt .... taunt .... c'mon Pop :D
I do think I recall a picture very early in my life of Mahatma Gandhi doing "something" with nails. Sleeping or lying on them with the nails in an upright position. Maybe it was a joke at the time.
The rice part of my comment had to do with Mahatma(or some similar name) Whole Grain Rice.
You are absolutely correct poppy. I perhaps joke too too much when I reply and guess I am just trying in invoke some smiles. In my real day to day life, you would probably find me very boring. I do!! :confused:
Just ask anyone you know who knows me and they tell the truth about me--
kind, gentle, loving, caring and down to earth kind of person.
lmaooo GG ..... pretty bad :D
Been in my bathroom again, eh? :p
NO! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by lgbpop
I did think Horton was the funniest though ;)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Thought: Shouldn’t "Wife 1.0" come with a warning label!! :eek:
I bet the gamer's version would be changing from HalfLife to Oblivion. :)
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Originally Posted by lgbpop
You got that right!