That ain't fair. I was typing when you were typing. You fast Blonde.
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That ain't fair. I was typing when you were typing. You fast Blonde.
JP, are you an alias of BC? How did you know I was gonna get smacked? Next time, please lay the smooth of the left cheek so it won't feel left out. ;)
Well c'mere and take your lumps Mister!
:D
BC? You mean CB? LOL , no, I assure you we're not the same person.
Not until you promise me some chocolate mouse AFTER taking my medicine.
NOW, you done spilled the beans!!! That blonde would NOT have known who I was referring to. You done compromised the names!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPnyc
So this means the federal witness protection program for me, or whaT?
buf, you want chocolate mouse or chocolate mousse? We're fresh out of chocolate mouse, but I think we have some crunchy frog available. :)
BTW--Have you started getting the August thunderstorms yet? They're here every afternoon or evening now. Long, long rolls of thunder and lightning that's brighter than daytime. I need to buy a tripod so I can get some good pictures!
lmao Guys ....... and buf angel ..... I assure you as well...... I am not JP :D
I just am very intuitive where the male species are concerned :D
Naw JP, you be safe---for now but just be careful.
lgbpop, nope we get the thunder and lightening. Haven't seen rain in a few weeks---need some sorely.
Saw a white Chrysler SUV today in my town with a Fort Myers car dealer sticker on it and I thought of you. Know it must be the only such SUV over there ;) Looked at the tag thinking that I might see lgbpop as a special tag. Nope--wasn't you. Well, you could have been driving but I would not have known it was you :D
Now as to the mouse--that was the way CB's joke had it spelt and so's I spelt the same way. I knows mouse is spelt mousse. (Don't blame the spelling on her.
CB--I was just trying to rattle JP's cage a bit. I believe you when you say you two aren't the same. Besides, I read your signature as relating to us guys. Now I think I had better sign off before I get into more trouble :D
Oy vey :D
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B ., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H ."What exactly is a BITCH? They ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Husband." So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "B", smile, and say thank you!
Now you are just trying to make up buf :D :p
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...A southern fairytale begins Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh-t..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides!
:D
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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(image courtesy of Crimson Blonde: thanks!)
lmaoooo Steve :D Thats good ;)