Those are great you two :D .... I love Groucho and I love Dave ;)
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Those are great you two :D .... I love Groucho and I love Dave ;)
Virtue is its own punishment.
- Aneurin Bevan
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
- Georges Duhamel
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. It is a cryptoquote from the newspaper but part of the paper was torn and I didn't get the author.
I love everything that's old - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. Oliver Goldsmith
Yesterdays author was M. Breenbie
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
- Woody Allen
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
- Hodding Carter
Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-- Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
-- Steven Wright
Half the people you know are below average.
-- Steven Wright
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
-- Steven Wright
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-- Steven Wright
I love Steven Wright :D ....... too funny Doc ;)
"I lent my friend $5000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't ask for the money back because I don't know what he looks like" - Steven Wright.
https://discussions.virtualdr.com/im.../2007/10/6.gif makes sense :D
Yep, he's quite a character. :)
Consience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
- Unknown
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
- Georges Clemenceau
My cat's breath smells like Cat Food
- Ralf Wiggum
Liam
lmao Liam :D
If its quotes you're interested in, I found this program that'll provide nicely: http://www.download.com/Quoteworks/3...1.html?tag=pub
Small screen that opens at startup and displays a quote for you. There are supposed to be quote modules you can download as well to add more quotes, but I can't find any :(
That looks interesting Lottario.... I'll have to check it out ;)