***google.com "Mrs. Buf in Florida" + home phone number***Quote:
NO, my wife CANNOT and WILL NOT be reading this :cool:
:D
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***google.com "Mrs. Buf in Florida" + home phone number***Quote:
NO, my wife CANNOT and WILL NOT be reading this :cool:
:D
Well that's just mean, that's what that is :D
OK "Rita". You name the time and place and I'll give you that info[B]in person[/]
Don't forget to bring that healthy baby!!!
Okay, I'm cracking up here, but...you know I got ya! :p :D
Just glad for the laughs, been a crazy day at work. Imagine that, it's hotter than hot, and everyone wants their A/C to work!?! 'Tis the season.
MargarRitaOTR (OTR is on the rocks), better known as GetaGrrrip
buf,
I admire your temerity, but you should hide your spouse's reading glasses just in case she joins VDr.... :p
.....and if I should ever be unfortunate enuf to go 'inside', when I get out I'm heading straight for you 'pleasure-palace"....:D
Have a friend in Sacramento, CA and it is 100 plus there and having rolling blackouts :eek: 80's during the night. Is this some of Bush's answer to the global warming warming? Hey. he sweats also--I've seen his wet shirts(and I don't mean "wet tee shirt contests")Quote:
Originally Posted by GetaGrrrip
BTW, don't know where you got me. Is this a gotcha you got?
poppy, you are welcome any time. Gotta warn you though; anyone using words like-temerity--in my house gets a mop to mop up after their mess. :D
being an ex-'swabby' that mop doesn't scare me at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by buf
....what does scare me is an irate wife....:eek:
and thanks for the 'welcome' to you palace...:rolleyes:
lmao buf! I'm sure you aren't the only person who views being married as kin to being in prison :D :D
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Originally Posted by poppy4
Reminds me of an old joke I heard Poppy ...
It went something like ....
A husband gets home from work to see his wife holding a broom...... he says to her in a sarcastic tone........ Still cleaning or did you just land?
........ he spend the next 4 hours in the emergency room.
:D
CB, somewhere along my ramblings via the web, I have misled you and for that I apologize. It is good for me that I am happily married. You see, I know that I have an easier life by knowing/feeling the way I do. Besides, I just do what she tells me to do ;)
I hasten to add though, I do know of one or two marriages that either he or she thinks they would be happier single or not married to the other.
This is my prison and I choose to remain incarcerated for life :D
It's not as hot here as California, but it's still been HOT. Severe storms these last few weeks have had lightning strikes that took out our phone system at work, killed the compressor in my Mom's A/C unit, and have kept all of our techs at work busy resetting units and repairing / replacing lightning damaged components.
By gotcha I meant I had a good smart alek reply to your comment of:DQuote:
NO, my wife CANNOT and WILL NOT be reading this
Ah, but it's fun to "pick" on people that have a good sense of humor :p
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Originally Posted by buf
Nahhh I understand ....... I think its great you are happy buf darlin :p
Not a joke but just some humorous "things". Some of these have probably happened to most of us over the years. OH, I had to alter the first one just a bit.
BTW, it is good to see Train posting again after such a long time. Perhaps he was on paid vacation; paid by Virtual Dr.
"Unnatural Laws"
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands
become coated with grease your nose will
begin to itch or you'll have to use the bathroom.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when
dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being
watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong
number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic
lanes), the one you were in will start to move
faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully
immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of
meeting someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be
seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the
itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people
whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to
a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only
two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of
an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face
down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go,
there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible
if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product
that you really like, they will stop making it.
Quote: Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product
that you really like, they will stop making it.
The same could be said of tv programs, when I find one I really like, they stop showing it.