JP.... is your cable back?
CB...I heard it on Leno.
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JP.... is your cable back?
CB...I heard it on Leno.
Yeah, I called from here and had them ping my modem. It's back so I'll be back home to work weds. morning.
:cool:
Found this, looks like Bush did a bit too much at the party the night before:eek: Check it out. SW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kREJP8nZJJQ
This what happened when Grandma skydived for the first time. :D BJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIj5O9iI9Y
lmaoooooo Sidewinder!! That is too damn funny!! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/im.../2007/02/2.gif
JOHN!! Great find .... I am still laughing at that one! I bet she wishes she used the extra strength polident now https://discussions.virtualdr.com/im.../2006/07/7.gif :D
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10...A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9...You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8...It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6...You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5...Three times a day is possible.
#4...Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3...If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2...You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished.
And the number one reason why
Golf is better than sex.....
#1...If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!
LOL :D
...of course number one is my fave...:rolleyes:
TX buf.
lmaooooooo buf! :D I love Letterman's Top Ten!!
Here is my fav:
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk dive
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
4. Lipstick on the mouse
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties
1. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass
:D
And for the Holiday............
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Fireworks Display
10. What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson
9. Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool
8. Only celebrity they could get is the Geico lizard
7. Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions
6. It starts at noon
5. It's just a couple of guys yelling, "Ka-Boom!"
4. Finale of show: A stick of dynamite blows up your car
3. Fireworks form a colorful image of CNN personality Larry King
2. You're handed a program and a business card of several peronal injury attorneys
1. When you complain that it's over after an underwhelming two minutes, your wife says, "Tell me about it"
:D
Just another reminder please people before the line is crossed :).Quote:
Originally Posted by fink
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a
mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side
door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already
got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Albany, New York!
_______________________________________________________
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being
hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good
place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS.
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We
have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed
processing....and," pausing to take another drink of beer......
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****head,
what are you doing for the next generation?"
:)
One of the best, if not the best, responses that I have ever read. Gotta another laugh after reading it so many times before. Guess this is the mind set of many of the much younger generation. :D :D
too funny buf :D