We added a new mod just for this lounge!

Congratulations, CB! OK...Mod Practice Session Number One for you....you must react within 30 seconds to each test:

1. The Flaming and Swearing Test: Who in the *&^&* do you think you are?? I think you are a &^%$#%^& of the *&*&*^ , not to mention a ^%$#!! I've seen *&%^ roadkill that could think faster and better than you! I never saw anyone so stupid since *&* did *&%$#$% on the *&*& veranda and ^*&*$$ filmed the whole thing, but forgot to put the *&^$** tape in!! You have GOT to be the biggest @#$@! since the *&^$ Neanderthals! Paris Hilton is *&^& genius compared to you! Why I....

2. The Bad Advice Test: Yes, I believe you should run that USB optical mouse directly off a 5 hp diesel generator to fix that mouse problem of yours....but you need an IDE card in order to do it properly. I believe you could rig it to a dial-up modem, but you would need to add at least 4gb of DDR2 RAM to it for it to communicate properly with the keyboard.

3. The Topic-that-needs-to-be-moved-or-removed Test: Does anybody here know the best way to get doggy poo out of the PCI-E slot on the motherboard? Would monitor wipes help? Please advise. TIA.

4. The I-just-hijacked-your-thread Test: Speaking of Katie Couric, does anyone here know if Miracle Grow will work on Chihuahuas?

5. The You-can't-ask-that-here Test: Hi! I need a crack to get into the computer system of a strategic missile complex in my area....anybody have some good links?

6. The You-need-to-go-to-another-forum Test: Hello my friends. I am working on a project involving the semi-disclusive optismal trajectory of sub-atomic particles and their influence on nearby quasarks as opposed to, or perhaps in support of, Thompson's Theory of Super Macro Dynamic Contrajuxtapositioning of the Molecular Micro-densities of Photons Traversing Dual Paths through Nitrous Oxide Gas and Petroleum-based Viscous Fluids. I was wondering if anyone here knows of any good software that could assist me with this project. Oh.....my system specs: Davis Model 235-A Helium-cooled Super-Computer, 3 terabytes of memory,....

Ok, CB....Place your fingers on the keyboard....time is 3 PM....ready......you may begin.....

Thank you fella's ... John, Professor, Jet, Templeman, SS and JP :D

You guys are too funny :D

..... And bistro..... dear sweet delusional bistro.... what shall I do with you?? https://discussions.virtualdr.com/im.../2008/10/3.gif

1. The Flaming and Swearing Test: Who in the *&^&* do you think you are?? I think you are a &^%$#%^& of the *&*&*^ , not to mention a ^%$#!! I've seen *&%^ roadkill that could think faster and better than you! I never saw anyone so stupid since *&* did *&%$#$% on the *&*& veranda and ^*&*$$ filmed the whole thing, but forgot to put the *&^$** tape in!! You have GOT to be the biggest @#$@! since the *&^$ Neanderthals! Paris Hilton is *&^& genius compared to you! Why I....

1. If you ever use that language on this board again I'm afraid your posting priviledges will be revoked.

2. The Bad Advice Test: Yes, I believe you should run that USB optical mouse directly off a 5 hp diesel generator to fix that mouse problem of yours....but you need an IDE card in order to do it properly. I believe you could rig it to a dial-up modem, but you would need to add at least 4gb of DDR2 RAM to it for it to communicate properly with the keyboard.

2. While we appreciate member input if you aren't sure of what to do please refrain from offering advice that could make a bad situation worse.

3. The Topic-that-needs-to-be-moved-or-removed Test: Does anybody here know the best way to get doggy poo out of the PCI-E slot on the motherboard? Would monitor wipes help? Please advise. TIA.

3. Holding my nose and just moving that one out the doggy door :D

4. The I-just-hijacked-your-thread Test: Speaking of Katie Couric, does anyone here know if Miracle Grow will work on Chihuahuas?

4. Yes Katie is a cutie ... but lets stick to the matters at hand please.

5. The You-can't-ask-that-here Test: Hi! I need a crack to get into the computer system of a strategic missile complex in my area....anybody have some good links?

5. We regret to inform you that this post has been sent to homeland security for review

6. The You-need-to-go-to-another-forum Test: Hello my friends. I am working on a project involving the semi-disclusive optismal trajectory of sub-atomic particles and their influence on nearby quasarks as opposed to, or perhaps in support of, Thompson's Theory of Super Macro Dynamic Contrajuxtapositioning of the Molecular Micro-densities of Photons Traversing Dual Paths through Nitrous Oxide Gas and Petroleum-based Viscous Fluids. I was wondering if anyone here knows of any good software that could assist me with this project. Oh.....my system specs: Davis Model 235-A Helium-cooled Super-Computer, 3 terabytes of memory,....

6. As soon as we have a tech well versed in Molecular Micro-densities of Photons Traversing Dual Paths through Nitrous Oxide Gas and Petroleum-based Viscous Fluids, we will be sure to let you know

Started 3:35 Ended 3:41 Hows that?

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Hey does that mean we got a new mod to refill the vending machine on a regular basis now huh ?? ..........








LOL Welcome to the mad house ........................er.........who ever it is :D :D

Ok .... ya know ... if I didn't know better someone was trying to take advantage of the newbie... Now I just stocked the fridge and its empty already!!

:D

Keep it up and I will be putting up pink curtains :p


Thank you 1044 .... yep thats my job too .. just let me know your favorite snack and I'll make sure its in there ;)

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just let me know your favorite snack and I'll make sure its in there

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C H O C O L A T E ! ! :D

and

C O O K I E S :D

....GOTTA HAVE COOKIES.....

Thanks....:)

Ok..... making a mental note :D


You and I will get along just fine ...... but remember the Oreos are mine! All Mine! :D

oh we don't get Oreos over here. feel free to send me some :p
postal address England. there is only 2 of us here so it will find me ;)

Ohhhh ok ...... I guess I can share :D

They are the bestestest cookies with cold milk ever :D

I'll be in manchester next week John, if you want em that bad, I'll bring em.

Chocolate and cookies??.................I thought you yanks liked chicken wings :D :D

Oh we do :D

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Originally Posted by JPnyc

I'll be in manchester next week John, if you want em that bad, I'll bring em.

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what a coincidence, you should not temp me, lol!
i think I’ll be content waiting till next time i got to America, this way i probably remember them being better than they are. don't know if you get Mars ice-creams over there but they are amazing, then i was bought them every week and i just got fed up of them, never thought it would be possible. Other nice thing I remember was Hershey bars.

You and my pal in Leigh that I'm visiting. He was a kid in WW2 and American G.I.s gave him their hershey bars. 1st time over I asked what I could bring from the states and he said "Hershey bars", so I brought a dozen.

Hershey's ....... mmmmmmm :D


We should start an exchange of foreign foods :D ..... I want to try clotted cream ;)

It looks delicious ...... oh and Plum pudding :D