Why was the computer tired after it's long journey.
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Because it had a hard drive. :p
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Why was the computer tired after it's long journey.
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Because it had a hard drive. :p
Nix,
That's a groaner! Almost as bad as my Easter joke, but not quite ;)
You want a groaner? Ok.
"A rabbi and a priest are chatting on a park bench. The priest asks the rabbi "Why don't you ever eat ham?", and the rabbi says "Well it's against my religion".
Then the rabbi asks the priest "How come you never go out with a girl?", and the priest says "Well that's against my religion", and the rabbi says "you oughta try it, it's better than ham".
Okay, that one's worse than my Easter one! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by JPnyc
OK, you have forced me to "issue" my groaner (it's a puzzle)
If you were a Rose and I were a Rose, what would we be?
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We would be a pair of Bloomers :D :D :eek:
I blame all the groaners on Nix :p
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Why don't eggs tell each others jokes ?
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Because they'd crack each other up.
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me ?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "m god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery." She said, "no, i'm your son's math teacher."
I don't make up these stories--I just pass 'em on. This is one is hot off my email.
POTATO PROSTITUTES
Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
Hold on......
It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO
Lol :D
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:......
Dave.............
..............you're a vet".
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Ewwww. That's sick. I like that in a woman. :D :D :D
If this thread gets any lower it will be at my level, then I'll start telling jokes. :eek:
Remember the old Sophie Tucker jokes? Easy to remember jokes.Here's a mild one.If the mod's think it's too much for this forum they know what to do. Well..it's definitely not a vet one. ;
I was out in the wood's with my boyfriend Ernie last night and he say's to me "Soph...it's sure dark in here Soph...I wish I had a flashlight." I said to him "Ernie..so do I...You've been munching grass for the past ten minutes!"
Are we low enough yet???
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