If it's free why do you need the dollar ?Quote:
Originally posted by oldhermit
Thanks for all the compliments.
With my good looks and a dollar, I can get a free cup of coffee anywhere!
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If it's free why do you need the dollar ?Quote:
Originally posted by oldhermit
Thanks for all the compliments.
With my good looks and a dollar, I can get a free cup of coffee anywhere!
It takes a lot of money to keep the waitress from running off screaming! James :D
I never have to wait in line for anything...
I never do either, I scare off all people in line ahead of me! James :D
I guess since this is in the lounge now, moved by I do not know who that we will leave as youse guys are having so much fun testing. :) :)
In the pursuit of what actually?????:D :D
Doesn't matter to me, GreenGoose1.
A collection of double-talk, nonsense, whatever.
Age test
Quote:
This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can't do it! (My, my...)
1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is person cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Why nothing really, were we supposed to be serious? Ohh, I almost forgot, Old hermit that intelligence test was very cleaver. James :cool:
Test test. :) Hmmmmmm!!!!!!
Any problems posting now in this here thrread????
wish I could figure out the rules to this game....:confused:
nope...no problemo:D
Poppy this is a test thread - no rules.:D :D
aw shucks.....now that I'm finally 'retired', they're taking away the rules too!!:eek: :eek: :D :D
Don't feel to bad poppy, the AUP is still lurking. :D
Yeah like if i post the word **** it will get starred out and if I said that ****** is a bloody idiot then that is considered flaming and I would get warned.
Note ****** does not represent any person alive or dead and in no way shape or form anyone on these boards.
Or if I posted links to porn, warez, kkk or anything else deemed inappropriate, the post would get modified / removed.
Or started discussing how to infringe copyright etc etc.
Oops, Nix, do you mean that we have to have a copyright on anything that we say here, in that case I take eveything back! James :D
Nix, You stated:
"Yeah like if i post the word **** it will get starred out and if I said that ****** is a bloody idiot then that is considered flaming and I would get warned.
Note ****** does not represent any person alive or dead and in no way shape or form anyone on these boards.
Or if I posted links to porn, warez, kkk or anything else deemed inappropriate, the post would get modified / removed."
This is not an adult site - young people are here-This is a computer help site for ALL is why that happens. I guess you could say "That which is not in good taste---------"
Just a bit of common sense I guess. Really with a good choice of words the ********can be replaced and then some. :D :D
Was anyone really spoofed by the email that shows a couple of crane trucks getting pulled into the drink?
One truck is legit, but the second was accomplished with a little clever graphics work.
I spotted the similarities in two pictures and then went to check it out.
Here you will get the entire story that the email for some reason, wants to omit.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/crane.asp
Lots of pictures to load.
greengoose1 says >Just a bit of common sense I guess. Really with a good choice of words the ********can be replaced and then some. <
That does it, now I do take back everything that I've said! James :D
Aw James, I did not realize I strained your sensibilities.:D
Nice goin' old hermit. Will take a peek. :)
Sensibilities have nothing to do with lying! James :DQuote:
Originally posted by greengoose1
Aw James, I did not realize I strained your sensibilities.:D
Nice goin' old hermit. Will take a peek. :)
I was simply stating that even though we now have the lounge, there are still some things that can't be done or discussed.
My **** and ****** were stars all along, they did not get censored.
Not a problem here a-tall. :D
Jeesh! What a potty mouth!
Almost as bad as the Wicked Witch of the West living next door!
old hermit please please do not say something like that again. ROFLM@OANSB. LOLOLOLOL :D :D Durn sides hurtin' on that one. :):)
I have stories about my neighbor...
There's a difference in an inference, that really means nothing, and someone who spews vulgarities so loud they can hear her two streets over!
She goes nuts when I cook frijoles.
Speaking of old ladies,
I think they should use a little more discretion in what gets published.
Obviously a good Ladies Nite Out when they made this intensive and scientific study.
Sorry, I ain't buying into this.
Why would women benefit, while men apparently develop health problems?
Now Ladies, look at me, and if you can accept this article in all seriousness, then at least take it with a grain of salt (crushed ice, lemon, green olive...). Tah tah (hic)
http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/He...houldDrink.htm
oldhermit.....I don't buy it either!....wouldn't be surprised if the alcohol industry was 'financially' behind the scenes of this 'article/survey'.
But if it is true, then here's a story about one 'older lady" that should be taking her daily sip:
"DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA!
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
LMAO
poppy
Hi poppy4
LOL! BEWARE the grannys! You bet!
Snopes shows it was also the subject of a televised situation comedy, Judging Amy.
Some of these articles and emails need a little finer investigation.
The clue: if it sounds too bazaar, then it probably is.
I always appreciate hearing a good story, nonetheless.
Another Granny.
This one is being released from jail soon.
There is a picture of her on the cover of the next issue of Newsweek. Hope you like her face, 'cause the picture is doctored.
http://prn.newscom.com/cgi-bin/pub/s...ail&tr=1&row=1
Don't wanna mess with these Grannies!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/natio...5440-3008r.htm
"Suddenly, a dozen black-clad illegal aliens, some wearing scarves over their faces, scurry out of Mexico, having crossed silently under a railroad trestle near a dirt road about a half-mile south of the border -- using the rugged terrain and the area's brushy mesquite trees as cover.
"They were on us before we knew it," said Mrs. Mercer, a petite woman with a large .38-caliber revolver strapped to her hip."