[email protected] mind hiding ..we shall find you...unless of course your wearing your tin hat.
I think that polite and manners go hand in hand.As far as men opening doors,I think that it depends on where you are..ie...a limo[god forbid]out on the town all dressed to the nines.Once in a while it is a treat.Makes you feel special perhaps,kind of sexy.I hold open doors for both genders of all ages.Your heading in or out and someone is behind you it just seems like the natural thing to do.
as 'nonsters agent' I mean 'my monster' could be others.. "monster agent men?? Oh no!
I assure you my monster is fully protected and willing to defend your life if you were swimming up to your ankles in the ocean or taking a shower (in the bathtub)
mach
Better add country to that. In europe the man enters first. Just incase a drunk gets thrown out, the lady does not get hurt. Well Germany anyway. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
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Too too funny...your a real nutcase Mach...gotta love ya.Good to see you are still here.I see that some have departed this site.Do you know what ever became of Homer?
heh..heh..heh...Train...Just in case aye?What an excuse to get in the door first.LOL...LOL...
I knew this guy that never once changed any of his three babies diapers...his excuse...He would start balking,like he was going to throw up[This he did with the first one]So for evermore he never had to change a diaper.This guy could eat anything put in front of him and drink anyone under the table.Stomach of cast iron.What a lark.
And,,don't forget,,a gentleman always walks on the curb side with a Lady...So when that cab hits the mudhole,,guess who gets splattered! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
And,,it's very impolite to walk with a Lady and put a parking meter or telephone pole between you,,,'less of course you say "bread n' butter!"for each instance. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
They don' call me Mr.Manners fer nuthin' ya' know!(wipin' nose on sleeve)...
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Yea Ridge that is one rule that is instilled in my family,the man on the curb side.Funny aye?It feels weird if I am walking on the curb side.Unless I am walking alone that is.Before seatbelts were the law I can remember my Father sticking out his arm to hold me back if he had to put on the brakes.Seems that nowadays these simple little courtesies are tossed aside.People have no time perhaps.Tis a shame.
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Curb site to protect you from Horses biting you. Yes we still do it. Us older folks anyway.
After being in europe, central and South america and a few asian countries. It is funny to watch folks and the looks that are pasted back and forth at times. Particularly international travelers. Have had many a good laugh at international airports just watching folks at doors.
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[This message has been edited by Train (edited 05-18-2002).]
Joking aside,,yes,it IS a shame! My Mom pounded that into my head when i walked with her real good! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
It's also a shame about all the "male bashin'"that goes on nowadays(not includin' "monster" of course,"he" deserves it https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ ).But if they act the way their portrayed on TV now'days,then they deserve it! Could be men just held themselves above women for too long.And now we're payin' for what our GranPa's got away with for too long.
But,,just you wait! The Girls who bash the most,will be the ones chosen' by them "moon men" to get hijacked into them flyin' saucers one of these days! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
An' oh yeah,,my hat isn't made from tin,,it's quality aluminum foil i'll have ya' know.<snort> https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
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That is grand Train.The Europeans have much better manners than us North Americans.Everything in life is so much more of a celebration,right down to eating.I guess it all comes down to history and knowledge.
Never knew that about the curbside horse biting.Great,I learned something tonight.
Such Grand Gentlemen.Now lay that cape down whilst I cross the pond.
Mach started this. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
May I suggest walking around the puddle, the manhole cover maybe missing. Plus you will stay drier https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
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Here's a joke for ya's.If I should edit please let me know.
One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with you. I'll be able to tell when she's sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the pin."
In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off.
Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones.
"Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin.
"Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the minister.
Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed her dozing. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mr. Jones.
"God!" cried out Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin once again. "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the minister,smiling and continuing his sermon.
Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this time the minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to wake his wife again.
He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when the minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!
Marina,
Listening to Neil Young...Down By the River...
Awe Gees Train...I meant the Big Pond...the one between here and Europe.Quote:
Originally posted by Train:
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Marina,
Now listening to ..Time To Say Goodbye....Sarah Brightman and Andre Boccelli
No need to edit "that" one Marina. https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ https://discussions.virtualdr.com/
The Lady hit it right on!
Very familiar with being jabbed! https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ But,it's usually my 4 year old Grandaughter pokin' me with a' stick from the Erector set.
You fry ol' monster yet Mach? 8-)
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You should have said the duck pond. Might still get damp though https://discussions.virtualdr.com/ My cloak keeps me warm, but has a problem with salt water you know.
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