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Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Eclipse: What an Italian barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
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Malware - clothes for Malcolm
Dictionary - why is it that if you use the dictionary to look up the spelling of a word, you need to know how to spell ?
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Diet - what people do to mask their grey hair
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Forum - you forgot who it's for.
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Cadillac - Lack of cattle. :D