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German Toilets
mein got! combine that with french toilet paper and you're really in trouble.
mach
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French Toilets
Notice no toilet paper?
mach
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Japanese Toilets
Go figure.. maps included.
mach
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That's right!
The biggest toilet in the World?
http://www.westerneye.com/images/pat...-water-200.jpg
Your local RESERVOIR!!!
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Chinese Toilets
I guess the scouts were not allowed to dig the usual latrine.
mach
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This thread has been in the crapper from the start.
I love it!!
Must see: The Toilet Monster
http://www.sfdt.com/gif/movies/pics/1412-tmonster.gif
Beware!!!
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jmtjet that was :D LOL material. thanks.
ohh man u.k. metro and auto self flushers
Pretty funny gal.. :)
mach
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The Classic English Pull design
Notice the extention pipe from the typical U.S. tank design. Why? I think because they got water from a roof resevior to fill the tank. Still one can convert a US tank to that design for fun if you wanted to. just add the extentions and a pull chain. :D
mach
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Last but not least..
Outer Space well you know
might get potting traing for furture astronauts.. from what I've read I'd probably stay up there? LOL :D
mach
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Und.. one last joke before ol' big blue eye blows the thread away..
Man seeing psychotherapist..
Dr. Draws a sketch of a house.. "now what does this remind you of?"
patient: Sex.
Draws a sketch of a tree... "now what does this remind you of?"
patient: Sex.
Draws a picture of flower and a butterfly.. "now what does this remind you of?"
patient: Sex.
Dr: "You seem to be obsessed with sex.. What do you think?"
Patient: "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures."
(courtesy movie: "what about bob?"
mach
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Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the Point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help- immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
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This post is extremely sick, and definitely Off-Topic. I must say that, but it's very interesting too, at the same time. I LIKE IT...
Great idea MACH...
Are you still running in the Windows 98 section because you are on it, or just to reach the traditional audience? Many of us are now on the XP, and 2000 forums....
Good to see the show, or something like it is back though.:D :D
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prophet? what if I don't like them (oreo's) on some days and like them on other days? does this mean I'm moody? LOL
erroson.. well it's sort of accepted on 98 because it's only temporary each show then blown away. Basically just a temporary humor bordom pain reliever. Yes intentionally off topic for that purpose. There is no course of topic it generally takes it's own course! totally unpredicable human response.
there are no lines to forums for the mach2 show. "come into the light.. all are welcome all are welcome"
mach :D
