It's The new old uhh new MACH2 SHOW

It's good to see the showZs back. Another joke might keep it a goin :)

An engineering student is walking on campus one day
when another engineer rides up on a shiny new
motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin' bike?"
asked the first.
The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what
you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Have fun

:D

This is a WMP streaming clip with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviewing Star Wars fans.

It's very funny.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/tv/nerds.html

(it's about ten minutes long)

garter-belted woman's leg lamp. Better late than never(??)
3 old men talking:
#1 I have to get up ten times a night to pee.
#2 I can't take a normal dump anymore.
#3 Every morn at 6am I go pee.
Every morn at 6:15am I have a strong B/M
#1 & #2 That's great!! What's wrong with that??
#3 I don't get up till 7.:cool:

I'm old and I may be dumb but I am stupid. :rolleyes:

Priming the pumps guys. LOL

geez I knew you were all hardcore show fans!

Things are a bit different and we'll see how it goes.

"two elders sat by the lake and reminiced about their early love affair then marraige. "you remember the time you took me here to go fishing? and we made love behind that tree?

yes he replied.

Do you remember that big bass took the line and ran your reel out. and you cussed and stomped around?

Yes.

So darling whats the mater?

I think somebody caught him.

mach

Mach, that story sounds fishy.................
Try to read this out loud:
Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following:

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they comma together. I comma again. Two asses, they comma together again. I comma once again and pee twice. Denna I comma once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola downa lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friena here howa to spella Mississippi".
:D

Cats getting dragged in? again? Nick the dogger! alive and well from! oh... never mind sniff almost seems like old times. (okay where did you bury snuffy? ONLY kidding!"

mach

monster?? do we still have that confessional outfit?
*)*)(&&& yes the catholic thingy we '.. no we didnt' thow darts at?"

well need that..

:D mach

Like janusz wrote ". . . and for the many new folk on the forum . . . how about a recap on what it's all about, etc. " :confused: :confused: :confused:

Hi don't have the history that goes with this but I love it already:-

There was a woman from Bullie pass that stood in water up to her knees it doesn't rhyme yet but it will when the tide comes in!

Hey, MACH2 . . .

It's not even Friday Night!! This is getting to be a pretty fair warm-up leading up to the REGULAR Friday Night show:

The MACH2/Monster show, "Yes its friday night and you know what that means boyz and girlz??"

For those new on the forum, these Friday night shows would go on and on and on . . .

Glad to see the change of pace!

What's it about? Let the show host speak:

"okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! (go figure.) utter chaos with the sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?"

:D

janusz

Quote:

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"okay.. in the long past the show was a hit for the simple reason. There was no reasoning! (go figure.) utter chaos with the sole intention of stupifying the game show hosts questions and having a general good time and general takeover in the form of amourous funny revolt and posting your own questions is strickly encouraged! e.g. go for it? strike a tingle down your spine?"

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Great!!:cool:

OK! I'll bite.

"Modern society without organized religion would be like a crazed maniac without a chainsaw".
Does that mean the early cat gets the early bird?