Singing For Ana

Say Hey... JP....Kudos on 'IF'....you really can sing man....nice rendition......really wouldn't mind hearing more from you.....maybe one more for Ana.......maxx and I have the $ available....;) ;)

Thank you popp. If I can figure out how to add some reverb without going through a bunch of rigamarole, I'll do some more. Also need the time, and the job is really demanding right now.

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What about if i redo the Bread tune but sing "If an elf can make a thousand toys, then what should I buy you?"

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Sounds good to me....no pun intended... :rolleyes:

( I think maxx would agree)....:cool:

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Originally Posted by JPnyc

Why do I feel like a special interest group that's gone to congress for funding?

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If you want to cut through the congressional red tape....just sing the Grinch song....LOL :D

You can even substitute "maxx" for every instance of "grinch"......:D

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You're a mean one, Mr. Maxx.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Maxx.

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In fact....you sing the Grinch song with my name substituted....and I will pay $10 instead 5. ;)

(Poppy isn't obligated for the additional 5$....unless he wants to.)

People think I am an evil grinch anyway......

I'm in for the tenner maxx.
I like 'The Grrrrrrrinch'.....HoHoHo...;)

There ya go JP....sing the grinch song using my name instead....and it is worth $20 for Ana......:cool:

Sing it normally.....and it is worth $10......;)

Here's the $20 lyrics.....

You're a mean one, Mr. Maxx.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Maxx.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Maxx.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Maxx.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Maxx.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Maxx.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Maxx.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Maxx.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Maxx.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Maxx.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Maxx.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Maxx.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Ok, ok, I'll do it. But I'll have you know I was gonna rewrite the whole bread tune. :)

Whoa....back the truck up there.....

You were going to write a whole new song for this? :eek:

I may have to rethink here.....

Something like:

"If an elf can make a thousand toys
then what should I buy you?

A "truck" would never go
you'd run over my toe.

If my wallet wasn't empty
as it mostly always is
I'd buy you a new bike
and tell you "take a hike"

I think you get the picture.

Well....anyone actually writing a song for Ana deserves extra.....:)

Your choice JP....you can do the "maxx" version of the Grinch song....OR....you can write your own lyrics to the other song (as you appear to have done already).

Either one is worth $10 in my book. :)

You da man......

That was off the cuff. I'll do the maxx tune later on. I just got in from running errands in the neighborhood. I won $4 on lotto!

You going to do the rewrite tune as well? I think folks really want to hear that.....

Congrats the "big" win......:D

Hey I don't want you and poppy living in old refrigerator cartons, in my neighborhood!

We won't be living in cartons....

We only pay per singer....not per song.....:D

Either one is worth $10 right now....but we hope you will throw in the other for free.....;) :p