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Saw this on another forum a little while ago in someone's sig...one of those "and that's how the fight started" series...:
I asked my wife what she would like for an anniversary gift and she replied "Something really shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds". So I bought her a bathroom scale....
...and that's how the fight started...
:D :D
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
My wife asked me why brides always wear white, I said because the dishwasher needs to match the stove and the refrigerator.
and the fight started.......
My wife wanted to spend $10,000 on a breast enlargement. I said, "why not just rub them with toilet paper?". "What good will that do?", she asked. I said, "look what it did for your butt…".
And the fight started.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
Why do all, of these have the wife starting the fight? :D How about this, but I'm not good at making it funny, only true:
I asked my husband to help with the household chores, since we both work. He said that was woman's work, and then...
I surely ended this one. Lots of misogynists here. :D
I don't thing there's misogyny going on here. Everybody just ran out of jokes. :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny
http://interestingfunnyjokes.blogspo...t-started.html
Or maybe I was the first woman who replied. :p
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
....And that's when the fight started.