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"Oh my god, Jason.....I just farted like you would not believe....!"
"As a friend, im telling you, your breath smells like a mile long stretch of road kill." :eek:
I just came from typing class and I think I missed my period.
"You have toilet paper hanging out the back of your pants!"
"...purple monkey dishwasher."
my folks are going away for the weekend and we have the house to ourselves, so let's have a party:D
Unknowingly, Jason would become the next victim of Slitherena....the evil alien brain-sucking nympho from planet Atrius 4.....
:D
lmaooo You guys :D
This one time, at band camp.....
"I have a confession to make. I wasn't born a woman"
hahaha :D
Oh that gives me an idea...
My Doctor told me I had to tell you this ........
"If I just put my hand up like this, no one can see how far I'm sticking my tounge into your ear".
"I have a thing for bespectacled geeks"
"Didn't you used to do the 'Tide' Commercials?"