yes it's friday or some other day.. and you know what that means? bordom?

Yes it's time for another version of mach2 total escape mini vacation package!!! Free! like nobod has fun anymore.. call the wifey in call the huband in.. tell a joke tell a funny story.. wrinkle your but a little longer and have some fun. it's almost a vid game...

Warning: "contents of package may indicate contents of package"

MACH2 is getting around! Might be my unofficial web site: still under negotiations. http://www.justinx.com/strangefolk/mach2.htm (btw all his logos and artwork are copyrighted! so don't mess around.downloading) But I liked the frog with the rocket!! so if the admins don't mind I did email him for permmisso before posting. all cap letters.. wonder where he got the name? cool.. I'm a rock band? or bank? :D

LOL... I really don't care because there is only one MACH2 and Monster.. (take a bow monster.) NO not the crossbow.. geez.. last time he did that he blew a hole in the wall! Any gals out there that need a monster, pls respond. with email and shipping address??

Next I guess you I guess you're wondering what to post? him/her.. it ? cat lovers dog lovers.. just go ahead REPLY , nothing obsene or derogatory . just keep it clean and have fun!

does mach make money here? NO!

If you think your website is strange, lookyhttp://now2000.com/weird/grfx/weirdnew1.gif

http://fp.funfiles.plus.com/funnypic...hers_elvis.jpg

dagg.. Good ol prophet!

guy can find stuff on the net you can't match..

except monster..

prophs is the only person I know that does /has had a hit with bigfoot. so kindly give him some slack

Other venues.. if you speak englaise? venue is english word to short change a subject matter. i.e. the subject itself.

so? change something :D

mach

Strange websites:
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/headers/header7.gif
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/
Rolling down the Interstate the other day I fell behind this truck.
As I got closer I could read this big logo banner on the back:
"We're #1 in the #2 Business"
This truck hauls port-a-potties.:p
I thought that so funny, and different, it made my day.:)

Prophet, how did you get my picture? Now everyone knows what I look like doing my EP impressions. Hunka-hunka burn'n love!!

And they say "Don't be a Turkey"

Are you looking for REGULARITY

If a peek into the sordid life of my neglected putters interests you then you need serious counseling....but, please read on anyway!!
:D
If Putters Could Talk

We must be in hell. The silence is deafening, only to be broken like clockwork twice a day by some mysterious metallic gear sound. This is a dark, damp, hard place. You know, the kind of place where you need to watch your back. There is little hope here. Sure we've heard stories of one of us getting out, breaking free, joining the outside world once again. But these are just stories.

Our home is here in this cockroach infested haven known as eudaman's garage.

We are eudaman's discarded putters. Our population is at 12 after my long time pal, Ray Cook, was run over last week. His bloodied shaft left untended on the floor for days.

My name is Tad Moore and I used to be the number one putter. I used to travel. I stayed in the finest hotels. Life was good. I am the same putter that drained a treacherous, winding 12-foot birdie at Pebble Beach #9. I am the putter that brought home the cabbage versus JK time and time again.

But because I missed a few four footers, all my past glories were forgotten. I should have ran when after the round we stopped at Roger Dunn's golf shop. If only I had more than just one heel and toe. I should have seen it coming. I felt the life drain from my shaft when I saw eudaman carrying out a brand new Scotty Cameron Coronado 2 oilcan putter. All that practice, all those memories.

Thought I'd be in the bag forever. I shoulda listened to Hogan, the 7 iron, he told me long ago to watch my flange.

So now we sit here, like dogs in an animal shelter, begging for another chance.

The End

Here's one that glows in the dark called, "Go in the Dark". You'll like the sound effects, also.

http://www.extremeglow.com/toilet_seat.htm

murf.. seriously you need to talk to my brother. he has enough golf equipment to open his own golf emporium of terror.

:)

gotta be more life in this place.. not like half east coast is getting picked or picking up? hmmmm I guess they still do that..

perhaps a bad batch of viagra from belez?

mach

okay seems like the post are in the "toilet" training stages.. I can verify many are ahem.. no longer potty trainable.

so lets take another route..

Weird Trivia:

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for garbage. Not too many people had use for the "Garbage Stick."

Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

And the best one
Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

Chevrolet made the NOVA But when translated to spanish it means NO GO. And they wondered why it did not sell in Mexico.

absolutely true train.

other posts are so funny I'm gaging on a new brewsky.

dididididiit.. just in.. the new SUV craze? the humv 2003 is selling like hot cakes! Who's the heavy buyer? Male or Female?

mach :D no its not me.. it's too big to park.

Glow in the dark seats are fine,,but when ya' really gotta' go,,any ol' box will do.

http://www.boomspeed.com/snarfll/crap_in_box.JPG


Say it isn't you MACH!? :D :D

I was going to change my Avatar (to this) for this thread, but I realized it would not only be seen in all of my posts, but if there's a problem getting my old one back, I might be stuck with it.

http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/toilet.jpg

Say is this the "MACH II Demo" associated with you?Mach II Demo Here? :D