The website did not offer any help whatsoever except a worse version of a task manager.
How would I update a port driver?
Here is my parallel port crap I found in system information

Name LPT1
PNP Device ID ACPI\PNP0401\4&36B16CB7&0
I/O Port 0x00000378-0x0000037F
I/O Port 0x00000778-0x0000077B
DMA Channel Channel 3
Driver c:\windows\system32\drivers\parport.sys (5.1.2600.2180 (xpsp_sp2_rtm.040803-2158), 78.25 KB (80,128 bytes), 8/28/2002 6:27 PM)
i dont know if that will help or not