Well, I got a LITTLE farther.
I remember reading that modern systems no longer need crossover cables because their NICs can auto-crossover.
I guess this isnt always the case...
I dug out an old crossover cable I had and the systems were able to see each other once I plugged them in.
However, they still are not fully connecting.
My laptop claims that its an unidentified network and the desktop claims that there is "limited or no connection"
The desotop is not getting an IP address.
"A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..." - William Faulkner